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Jared

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About Me

Ladies and Gentlemen = probably the worst about me section on myspace, seeing as it offers nothing personal nor does it offer any information at all about me, which is why perhaps I like it so much......cause I am a mystery. I lived in Israel for the past 1.5 years and good times were had. I also enjoy using the letter L as a capital I as no one usually notices. Such as l enjoyed lsrael. You see the I in I and the I in Israel were actually lower case L's and you all would have fallen for it had I not have tipped you off. ThLs is much more effectLve if you dont tell the peopie reading it ahead of tLme. I dont think l got that sentence right? Umm MOre about me is coming............I was gonna type in that I was a wicked mystery but upon the break of re reading my profile thus far to see where I would continue to explain myself l see that (that I was an L) l had (again there, L) already mentioned the mysterious characteristics of my inherent nature thus not being able to continue in that direction. I suppose most of the time l do nothing of (totally an L back there) great importance which seems rad but isnt all that. I have no idea what to type anymore, nor did I in the first place. So with that said..........Ladies and Gentlemen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tmOcXqvIlc after about a 30 hour working session talking about my roomate from kenya, who quite possibly was the coolest person ive ever met.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

First of all anyone who bobsleds (cause man you know they'd be interesting, who bobleds!?) also that guy in the park who carrys around a stereo on his shoulders, but not just any stereo, no no no this stereo has to be non functional, thus making the stereo badass (im guessing, actually i still strugle to see once again the logic in this defiant act of coolness). I was thinking as a joke it would be funny to go up to this guy next time i see him and ask him what he was listening too. However i decided against this simply cause first of all he speaks Hebrew, second of all if he understood me (which he probably would by the sarcastic tone of my voice) then he'd just get real defensive and try to explain to me that the stereo "just stopped working" not moments ago. But then all his friends around him would be like no man you came here last night with that same stereo and it wasnt working then either. Therefore making him feel embarassed which would probably result in the act of me getting stabbed.Id also like to meet the guy who invented the mirror because you know he was probably a pretty lonely man and I dont think thats fair............I think that Id also like to meet some of my goals this year for a change. They always say they'll come over but by the end of the year they have forgotten my name.......... :(

My Blog

check out new videos in videos.......

i uploaded some good times we had over the past little while
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:25:00 GMT

hahaha sinas video of me after night shift

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tmOcXqvIlc   Man I totally forgot all about that one.  I think we had about 75 million of these times eh sina?  Sickest times ever...........lama?
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:35:00 GMT

All my Israeli brothers and sisters

I am just looking over all my pics from Israel, and it makes me really sad that I cant just call all you bastards and hang out anymore.  Anyone who I met in Israel had an outstanding lasting and ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:24:00 GMT

Bloody chamelion!

It was a hot Israeli day and I was walking down one of the many white paths at the place where i work now, when all of a sudden i saw a bright green chamelion emerge from the bushes and proceed slowl...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Oct 2004 10:27:00 GMT