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Mike

I'm Facts, biatch.

About Me

So let me bring you up to date. You can call me Mike, Facts, or Sexy Nuts. I'm 17, senior (dowhatIwant). Music's tight, I play a lot. I drive a minivan, my shoe size is 13, and I have a huge dome. It's tight. I chill in people's basements, because that's how we roll in this town. Town blows, but I hang out with the coolest fuckers in this town. What up, Basement?

My Interests

Music is the mad note. I rock out with the noteness like Patty. I play a lotta bass, good bit of guitar, a chunk of keyboard, about a 1/2 cup of drums, and keg full of kickass. There should probably be beer in that keg, too.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck. You're probably in the clear as far as being an alright person in my book as long as you just don't suck.

Music:

I like everything except that generic new rock shit. You know what I'm talking about. Those fuckers who try to be Pearl Jam and pretend their hard, when in fact they just like to pick at eachother's butts while they're on their tour bus. Here's an idea of what names shitty bands like to go by: Puddle of Mudd Cold Drowning Pool (sorry about that dude dyin, but he sucked) CreedThere's not really a pattern, but you should learn to know what sucks. Anyway, everything that doesn't suck can be cranked up.