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The ABC's of Me
LET'S GET PHYSICAL
Your name:: hayley
Nickname (s):: jonesy
Haircolor:: dark brown
Eye color:: brown
Height:: 5'5
Body type:: bloody gorgeous
Piercings:: ears 3 times belly and tongue
Tattoos:: 2!
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
My location:: at the moment...manchester
Marital status:: single
Children:: 80
Pets:: 900 cats
Siblings:: 2 brothers ritchie and joshua
PERSONALITY PLUS
Your hobbies:: resident pisshead of the household
Name something you love:: sambucca and pachas parrots.
Name something you hate:: un alcoholic drinks? point?
Are you a health nut?: yeh
What's your biggest fear?: getting fat
Your religious views?: Its repectful to god to get pissed every wkend
Do you often swear in public?: yeh its like terrets
Do you smoke?: na
Do you use any drugs?: na
Do you drink?: well of course. Rude not too
Do you like to go clubbing?: Its my whole point of living
What would be a relaxing evening to you?: pjs, love actually, fire, no brothers and no football
Do you like to travel?: be a bit worng if i said no considering the last 2 years i worked in mallorca and this yr im conquering teneirfe?
Do you 'follow the rules', or are rules made to be broken?: Made to be broken
Name your best qualities:: sarcasm, banter, kick up capabilities, flirting abilities
Name your worst qualities:: the fact that i can say one phrase in spanish and ive lived there for 2 summers. that phrase is "CAN I HAVE THE OFFICE KEY PLS" (thanks louis!)
Name the most important qualities in a mate:: Willing to get drunk as and when.
Are you easily angered?: noway
Are you a 'tidy' person, or 'messy'?: messy
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Favorite type of music:: funky house, dirty electro, speed garage, indie
Favorite movies:: borat HIGH FIVE!
Favorite book:: OK mag
Favorite magazine:: oh...i just did that one
Favorite vacation spot:: hmmm greece
Favorite ice cream flavor:: strawberry
Favorite restaurants:: est est est
ODDS AND ENDS:
The best vacation you've ever had:: prob malia 04
Who in your life has really inspired you?: Nana. And vera duckworth. and the super mario brothers! Especially when they take Yoshi everywher with them! legends!
Person you'd most like to meet?: as above
Best gift you've ever received:: car
3 people you'd like to have to a dinner party:: ant and dec and me
3 things you'd bring if deserted on an island:: a plane, boat and bikini
2 countries you'd like to visit:: thailand, new zealand
Your dream car:: batmobile
TELL ME TRULY
Are you often depressed?: no
Are you obsessive/compulsive?: no
Do you have low self-confidence?: noway
Have you ever been in jail?: hahahahah
Do you tend to lie a lot?: not lie...maybe exagerate the truth a little. No i did not say you get food on the cruise!
Are you moody?: no
Are you often rude?: no
DO YOU...
Believe in ghosts?: oh god yeh
Believe in God?: yeh think i do
Believe in karma?: eh?
Believe there's life in outer space?: hahaha yeh im often on my own planet
GOALS AND DREAMS
Name a short term goal:: to get out of my pjs
Name a long term goal:: to own a multi purpose housing estate on my on planet
A car you intend to own:: batmobile
A place you want to live:: Planet Jones
A job or career you want to have:: Lollypop lady
IMAGINE...
Everyone in the room suddenly became silent and is staring at you. Why?: I have come to the party dressed as shrek and it isnt even fancy dress.
You just won millions in the lottery. What do you do first?:
The gift of time-travel has been awarded to you. Where are you going?:
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Myspace LayoutsBefore I start yabbering on...how good does the BIG REUNION 2007 look? Check it out!!! And get yourselves there!Well, well, where do i start? After a failed career as an underwater firewoman (lack of business) i thought it was time to hang up my fireboat and change my ambitions in life and become, what can only be described as a big sambucca fuelled happy go lucky reptile. I'm a self confessed blonde in a brunettes body, I'm a tax dodger student training to be a primary school teacher and in the long summers off uni i work as a club 18-30 reprebate (make ya own minds up bout that one!) The last 2 yrs ive worked in the infamous resort of Magaluf and what a funny two seasons ive had. From bum thrusting to noodle heads, from parrots to early morning sambuccas (normally b4 a day of running the football) from the fanny dance to a big "LETS DO THIS" and from getting bladered with chesney hawkes to telling angie brown i love her, i have actually survived and still in one piece. Once upon a time i used to invite PR's back to our apartment that i shared with chavmeister, my mate craig(ruthus) and fellow agent glass until one day the big bad wolf caught me and blew our apartment down. Nowadays i walk through the woods of LA RESERVA Espaniol style, avoiding the evil killer osteriches, and eat the 3 bears porridge, break their chairs and fall asllep in their beds. Minus the PR's.This yr im set to conquer Tenerife with a new set of chums and a fresh set of nipples. Where i aim to walk around in a red cloak to try and find my pet wolf dressed up as my Grandma. I aim to eventually find my seven midget boyfriends...and take them away from that greedy cow Snow White, as if she's allowed 7 men at her beckon call.Hmm really. If you wanna check out your reps for this yr...go onto www.club18-30.com and click on reps! Other than that you can mainly find me pissed in Manchester often telling ppl im an honoury member of the so solid crew who lives in the ghetto living my fulfuilled life long abition of being a gangster rapper, brrrraaaaap! ah haha!Could i be a bit more ditzy if i tried? hmm the jones thinks not!Oh and i think im the only bird ever that likes going the gym...but there is only so many times you can pretend not to work the tredmill so that fit instuctor comes over......Never underestimate the power of Agent Jones....


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