Naughty Naughty! |
Young teacher the subjectOf schoolgirl fantasyShe wants him so badlyKnows what she wants to beInside her there's longingThis girl's an open pageBook marking She's so close nowThis girl is half his age...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:54:00 GMT |
Ahhh... the weekend |
So, I've been getting this nasty urge to blog lately. I don't really have an all-encompassing topic, per se. I just have a whole bunch of different things I want to put down and move on with.One...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:01:00 GMT |
You have to appreciate it... |
Even if you don't know ASL. I'm not a huge MM fan, but this is a FANTASTIC interpretation of this song. Enjoy :-)
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:32:00 GMT |
Lactating Blood |
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP: I wish I could lactate blood.I would flash people, then squirt them right between the eyes.Other times, I would just wear a light colored shirt and start...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:12:00 GMT |
I Am Not a Fucking Billboard |
I got a new phone. It has pretty much every feature a girl could ever want. Problem: every time you call, there's this recorded message that tells you to enjoy the music while I answer my *insert br...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
Poll: WWBD? |
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:00 GMT |
Get This Shit |
Today Bush vetoed a $600 billion education and health bill.He said that Democrats are spending money like a "teenager with a new credit card."Can anyone really still listen to this asshole?!*smashes ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:35:00 GMT |
Who Are You & What Are You Doing Here? |
Last week I got a HUGE amount of blog hits. I only have 5 friends subscribed and my hits were forty times that. Was it just one person viewing it a whole lot or was it a whole lot of diffe...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:52:00 GMT |
Im all tired and complaney |
Oh fuck... I hit the back button and lost what I had already written...Oh Well...Here goes round two, even though I'm not up for it so much anymore:I am so fucking tired today. I was up 28 hours...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
I really should have pulled over on account of laughing so hard... |
So, I'm driving home from the gym this morning around 8 and I am at a stop light behind a Mercedes Benz M-320 ( I think that's the model, anyway ). Then, I notice the vanity plate ( Surprise sur...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:16:00 GMT |
