im a person who lives in a house made out of paper bags stuck together with bluetac, i dont believe in wearing shoes i therefore selitape plastic bags to my feet, they are not very comfortable but look very cool!! i once leaped 640ft to escape the evil penguins who broke into my house during my slumber all gripping old salmon and wearing raybans, they were awfully frightening, on my escape i fell into a dustbin, full with great gifts i gave my family, one lucky swine got a bannana peel, imagine the look of delight on their face. i used to work with a bunch of thieves who would break into peoples houses and steel their television, my job was to inpersonate the tv so the victims of crime wouldnt notice they had their real tv stolen, unfortunately my tv impressions were below par and i got caught on several occasions so i decided to change jobs, i now scout the streets collecting valubles that people no longer want like disgarded chewing gum, old tissues and other amazing goods people have thrown away.FREE PROMO. CLICK IMAGE NOW!
