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Lars

Abracadabra, homies.

About Me

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky, Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity, I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva, I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me, I'm burning through the sky yeah, Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit, I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a supersonic man out of you.I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars, On a collision course, I am a satellite, I'm out of control, I'm a sex machine ready to reload, Like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode, I'm burning through the sky yeah, Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit, I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a supersonic woman of you.

My Interests

Friends, travelling, music, fashion, gigs, festivals, running, cycling, cooking, football, swimming, shopping, reading, photography, family, Nottingham Forest, snowboarding, good restaurants, great bars, warm pubs and service with a smile.......some of my interests shown on photos from recent vacation in Bangkok, Koh Samui, Koh Tao and Singapore. Pause whatever badass tune is playing above and CLICK PLAY below.

I'd like to meet:

Right, here's who I DON'T want to meet: LOONS, salad-dodgers, freaks, knuckle-draggers, bunny-boilers, paranoid androids, time-wasters, mingers, those with no self- confidence, no style, no individuality and no pride. Those with too much confidence, losers in the Race of Life, people devoid of humour, people with a chip on their shoulder, people with chips in their teeth, people with chips every day for tea, sloths, Goths and David Lee Roths.And that’s just for starters.I like people who grab Life by the hand, give it a cheeky slap on the butt and say to it, ‘Come on, I’m taking YOU out for once’. People who smile and concentrate on the positives. Tell a joke; ask a question now and again. Think about someone other than themselves just once in a while. People with an edge, people who bring something to the table, people who can enrich and enliven, not dismantle and destroy: You are very welcome. Just leave your gun at the cloakroom.

Music:

The best unsigned band in London - We Were For. CLICK BELOW for their video for Stay Away From Me:.. width="425" height="350" ..Doves, Turin Brakes, Elbow, Iron & Wine, Ambulance Ltd, Snow Patrol, The Arcade Fire, Brakes, Sufjan Stevens, Interpol, Black Mountain, Rolling Stones, Richard Hawley, Editors, David Bowie, Broken Social Scene, Foo Fighters, QOTSA, Johnny Cash, Kings of Leon, The Stone Roses, The Concretes, DJ Shadow, Beck, The Clash, Stevie Wonder, Thievery Corporation, Peter Bjorn and John, Spinto Band, Patrick Wolf, Badly Drawn Boy, Charlatans, Fila Brazilia, James Brown, The Shins, Guillemots, Bob Dylan, The Aliens, The Kinks, Scott Matthews, Pink Floyd, Bonobo, Radiohead, Groove Armada, ESL, Hendrix, Ninja Tune, The Strokes, G-Stone.....plus the occasional blast of Rock And F#cking Roll, like at this recent Stag Weekend in Bath:

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Stand By Me, The Empire Strikes Back, Scarface, Rumble Fish, Talk to Her, Kung Fu Hustle, Raging Bull, The Long Good Friday, Caddyshack, Casablanca, Top Secret, OHMSS, Godfather I&II, Zoolander, Apocalypse Now, Howard The Duck, Blade Runner, Belleville Rendezvous, Infernal Affairs, Memento, A History of Violence, Donnie Darko, Leon, Airplane, City of God, The Goonies, Motorcycle Diaries, Goodfellas, Taladega Nights, Walk The Line, Zatoichi.

Television:

24, Lost, The Simpsons, Family Guy. All now gone thanks to VirginMedia - you tossers.

Books:

Brave New World, To Kill A Mockingbird, Catch-22, 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Die Verwandlung, Birdsong, The Reader, Cocaine Nights, Tipping Point, Stalingrad, Great Expectations, Blink, Far From The Madding Crowd, Imperium.

Heroes:

Bowie, Clough, Churchill. Roger Moore, Oliver Reed, Chevvy Chase, Bill Murray, Napolean.And the genius who made the Vader Sessions ... by far the funniest creation on YouTube:

My Blog

Apologies

    Apologies Royal Mail. You did deliver on time.Apologies woman from ebay. You don't owe me money and I won't take it up with PayPal.Apologies to the friends I missed that evening. I ...
Posted by Lars on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Arcade Fire / Royal Mail

Dear Royal Mail, where I my f***ing Arcade Fire tickets you w@nkers. You're telling me they were delivered but guess what? I don't have them here. Where in the hell did you deliver them. Thanks a f***...
Posted by Lars on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

Apple

APPLE, YOU ARE PRICKS. So, the Hard Drive on my new MacBook packs up after just 5 months last week and all you can do is take it in for 6 days, do nothing to retrieve my data and just replace it witho...
Posted by Lars on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

My Bike

To the person(s) who climbed our fence and nicked my bike out of my garden sometime in the last 12 hours. You are going to fucking die. I will not rest until your very small balls are served to me on ...
Posted by Lars on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

Myspace Couples

Couples that sign up to myspace together to let all your friends know what you're doing now, or to where you are travelling together, or how many kids are on the way....please save it for the Christma...
Posted by Lars on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

Clothes

"A man should look as though he has chosen his clothes with intelligence, put them on with care, and then forgotten all about them"Hardy Amies
Posted by Lars on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

Music

'One good thing about music - when it hits you, you feel no pain.' Bob Marley...
Posted by Lars on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:50:00 PST