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About Me

I'm a fast machine and I keep my motor clean.

My Interests

I like to bite sponges and eat banana peppers.

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I'd like to meet:

My baby's Daddy.

Music:

Movies:

Television:

HGTV, MSNBC, Court TV - Sarah Silverman Project, Earl and The office, but they are all funnier when I watch it with other people.

Books:

Heroes:

Sally aka Baldy Spears because she has the ability to make my nipples wet! AAAAH shit!

My Blog

76 degrees wth a nice breeze.

How come all the homeless people get to be outside all day enjoying the weather? Sooo not fair!
Posted by Kate on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

My Childhood Fears.

I didn't sleep at all as a child. Below is a list of my top 5 childhood fears. The ones that kept me up at night, the ones that made me piss the bed (since my sister and I shared a bed, she was fort...
Posted by Kate on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

Current Wonders.

How come my ear wax doesn't smell? How come some new things smell like body odor? I wonder why I should confess my sins when God already knows what I've done? How can one not hear their child's t...
Posted by Kate on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

KATIES Top 5 Regrettable Moments in the last 24 hours.

5. Wasting my time watching Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating people last night.4. Taking a picture of my diarrhea and sending it to my sister on her phone.3. Cracking a joke about the baby who's t...
Posted by Kate on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST