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u2,some crunk,alot of classic rock and well and tell youve heard me sing a emo song on an acoustic guitar making it up on the spot you havent lived life.....oh and yountea yeaaaaa i said it yooountea and the renegades IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED...hippies are gaynothin like some good music
ummmm mary poppins ....and 2 chicks and one dick..i would name good movies but who really gives a shit.....seriously..
that 70s show ...uhh the snake dude...rip...
SPORTS STUFF LIKE THAT.you know i really like tv sometimes
gotta love newspapers and magazines
dovid zacheim for making me his hero on myspace...hes a damn good person..also george bush, selfless people,and some not so selfless people u know who u are and i still love u...oh and of course shalom..aka biggie ,big smooth dont know why the fuck your doin in thar G-d forsaken place but i still luv ya get your ass back...,and tuvia whos fighting arabs in the hold land...i dont know why u lovw that 3rd world country so much but good for u...keep fightin my friend ..kill those G-d damn jihadsChuck Norris Facts:/u
*Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
*Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
*Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
*There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
*When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
*Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
*Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
*Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
*Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
*In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
*Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
*Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
*Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
*Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
*Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
*Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
*Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
*The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
*Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
*Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
*If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
*Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
*Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
*A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
*Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
*Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
*Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
*What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
*Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
*There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
*Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
*CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
*Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
*When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
*If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
*Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
*Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
*Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.