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Jeffs ya african

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About Me

Yessir, The name is Jeff my african name is Assenso im 15, i got 2 potomac high (its ok but 2 much fightin) i stay at woordbrigde, imma smart dude, but i like 2 act dumb as shit, i might say tha gayest shit but i aint, yall remeber dat, My parents r african nd i was born in tha US, so imma african american i luv food nd games, my favorite show is tha boondocks yea wut u know bout dat, im sorry 2 say but i fukin hate fat girls, there all tha same they blokerz, they always have a good lookin friend but tha fat girl gets jealos as shit so no body can talk 2 tha fine girl, nd thay keep eatin my food so if u fat imma throw u a chickin bone, i aint in a gang.

My Interests

if u get shot im takin pictures, if u gettin raped im recording it (no homo) if u get jaked imma get sum of tha money for myself, if u get jumped imma turn my head, if i dont know u i dont fuk wit u - words from tha infamous JeffI LIKE SHOES, GAMES, T.V ANYYTHING FUN. BUT WHAT I HATE THE MOST OUT OF THE WORLD IS CHEE$E. DA SHIT NASTY. I LIKE B IN ON DA CPU AND JUST TALKIN 2 MY FRIENDS. MY FAVORITE SHOW IS THE BOONDOCKS. THAT FUNNY AND GANGSTA.MY FAVORITE COLORS R BLACK, RED, AND WHITE. I PLAY ONLINE 2 SHOW EVERY 1 I AINT NO BUSTA DATS Y IM D BEST IN NFL STRERT 2, NBA STREET V3, AND TIME SPLITTERS FUTURE PERFECT. ILL BEAT ANY 1 HWO THINK THEY BETTER THEN ME. MY FAVORITE SPORT IT FOOTBALL CUZ I CAN RUN. PPL UNDERESTAMATE ME, SO WHEN WE DO A 1 ON 1 THEY GONNA GET EMBARESED TO SUMTHING THAT THEY THOUGHT WAS WEEK. I COLLECT PS2 GAMES AND I HUSTLA. U CAN FIND ME AROUND THE CORNER I GOT WHAT U NEED.

Music:

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Television:

The boondocks, B.E.T., MTV, Any movie with black people, not another teen movie, the new gut, dave chappelle, b.e.t. top 10, Sole plane, i dunno

Books:

My name is jeffery my friends call me mo ill come to your house and drop you on da floor ill throw you in a pile give you a good smile wait a while and now watch me freestyle

Heroes:

MY FAVORITE HERO IS DAVE CHAPPELLE. HE DA TIGHEST.HE BEED IN MOVIES, MUSIC VIDEOS, AND SHOWS,WHAT HASENT HE DUN. MY OTHER HERO IS THE ON3 AND ONLY RONALD MCDONALD. DAT CLOWN KNOW HOW 2 COOK. HE WILL FRY U. IT GOT D BEST FRIES NUTHIN ELSE CAN B COMPARED 2 IT. WENDYS I GOT NUTHIN 2 SAY ABOUT THAT THEY GOT DEM CHEEP ASS TOYS. WHEN U BUY 1 U B LIKE WHAT DA FUCK DIS DO. BURGER KING MAKES ME FULL ALL THE TIME. IT MAKES ME MOREFULLER THEN MCDONALDS BUT THE FRIESR D BEST HANDS DOWN. CHICKEN IS A BLACKMANS BEST FRIEND AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHICKIN WE WANT. KFC AND POPEYES. BUT I LIKE KFC MORE. HOW IS POPEYES GONNA B NAMED AFTER A CARTOON SAILER. OK IM WAY OF TOPIC!

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Posted by Jeffs ya african on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

Chef boi arr D freestyle part 2

Hustlin (chef style) who da fuk u think u fukin wit im da fukin chef, every time i leave a room theres always gonna b a bloody mess, i gun dem hard i gun fast, i gun dem quick, we dont play wit tricks...
Posted by Jeffs ya african on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:54:00 PST

Chef boi arr D Freestyle part1

Lean wit it rock wit it (Chef style) I bounce in da club and dem boys call me Jeffery when day step up 2 me face i say nigga dont mess wit me, yup wit my big dick i break a hoes back i own 4 diffenet ...
Posted by Jeffs ya african on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:53:00 PST

My new Screenname

My new screenname is BlackHustla001
Posted by Jeffs ya african on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST

Funny Joke

 Going back to italy  (Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.) One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella wai...
Posted by Jeffs ya african on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:24:00 PST

My regret

Ummm ok this is burnt toast here, even tho u cant c me cuz im so black just look 4 the 2 eyes. The only thing i can think about right now is this hair cut suks. I look like carolton from fresh prince ...
Posted by Jeffs ya african on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:36:00 PST