the Gospel according to the Bartender.... |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 08:46:00 GMT |
next time your boss is bending you over and fuckin you.... |
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana ...He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio sta...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 11:37:00 GMT |
Fuckin A, man...really tied the room together. |
Check out this video: The Big Fucking Lebowski
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:06:00 GMT |
what is it about catholic school girls.... |
...that makes every straight man on the planet's dick hard? hahahaha! i mean, really. But, seriously girls? If you're in a rut.... bored or mad @ your significant other...having a bad day/week/months/...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:18:00 GMT |
...when you fuck a stranger in the ass. fucking KNOBS become blog fodder, pt 2 |
So, no shit....there I was.
Minding my own business, reading my myspace messages. I finally sold the fuck out, and starting playing this "Own Your Friends" game. Its actually kind of fun. Prett...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
The most functional word in the english language.... |
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILETHE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORDWell, it's shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shi...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:53:00 GMT |
One for the Man Haters.....HAHAHA (thx *CC*) |
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don't have enough time)3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EG...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
One Canadian's viewpoint on illegal immigration... |
A woman in Canada wrote the best Letter to the Editor I've read in a long time. Her letter said: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that parliment i...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:55:00 GMT |
Beer Troubleshooting Guide.... |
Being around soldiers as often as I am, it has come to my attention that they watch out for each other at the bar, much like they do in combat. However, their civilian counterparts can sometimes...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 17:07:00 GMT |
fuckin KNOBS become blog fodder!!! |
So...this random chick that i don't know, sends me some random IM on yahoo...and of course I just couldn't resist....I HAD to play along. Little does she know, she is now a myspace bulletin. =PThanks,...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:55:00 GMT |
