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Mean Master Jay

Against the grain:::Against the odds:::I'll rise and I won't trip up again:::The dawn of a new day n

About Me

FUCK JAY UPDATES. The master pic hack is back to kick you in the sack with information (credits at the end of info). If you haven't noticed, I like the Halo in any quantity cause nothing feels better then a nice teabag for my opponents on xbox live. My Halo profile is here . Not here , that was porn. I also like the National Football league, to the extent that February through July is simply known as dull time month one through six. I chill in Tampa a bit, have cool friends in St. Pete and perchance a hangout with the b-town crew as well.

Anywho, also love me some World of Warcraft. Don't worry, I'm better geared than you . Too bad I'm not raiding anymore, that link will prob get a little outdated.

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My Interests

Halo, Heinlein, Hops and Hooey. Damn, ran out of H words but anyway I like anything funny as hell like the HOUR OF POWER aka Daily Show and Colbert Report. Also like chillin' with the homies in our naked suburbia. Word.

I spend most weekends in Tampa hanging out with Justin, Tiffany and Jacob. WoW TCG, Wii and Boardgames ftw, and there's nothing better than some Village Inn late night on Friday.

I also like audiobooks, Loveline, hangin' with my friends and family in the 'burg.

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Jay-z, Kanye, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Pharoahe Monch, Cannibus, Hoobastank, El-P, Immortal Technique, Wu-Tang, DMX, 50 Cent, Rob Zombie, Ramstein, Metallica, Flyleaf, Mudvayne, Smashing Pumpkins, Green Day, Cannibal Ox, In Flames, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Fall Out Boy, Sublime, Lil' Wayne, Mike Jones, Switchfoot, New Found Glory, Boy Sets Fire, Offspring, Nelly, Mr. Liff, Outkast, BEP, Chevelle, Evans Blue, Incubus, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Nirvana, System of a Down, Xzibit, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop, Bayside, Tool, sometimes crap Justin forces me to listen to that sounds like cats being ground in a blender. Various alternative and hip hop. Some oldies and classical when I'm in the right mood, Korn I guess.

Movies:

Collateral, Gladiator, Enemy at the Gates, Star Wars series, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Man on Fire, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 911, LOTR Series, OldSchool, 300, The Departed, Grindhouse, any Quentin Tarantino film, Smokin' Aces.

Television:

Daily Show, Boondocks, Full Metal Alchemist, American Dad, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Scrubs, Sportscenter, PTI, Around the Horn, Metalocalypse, Human Weapon, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Church of NFL, zomg Burn Notice, mXc, Chapelle Show, what else do i watch? hahaha weeeeeee ee zomgkittensmewmewmew hahahaha ok thats enough...Boondocks (you already have that) FUCK (You know sometimes seeing our conversations in writing is a lot funnier....) ah...uhh....what teh fuck else The Dail---oh thats there! no no no! Colbert Report....what else....Harvey Birdman. HELL anything on [adult swim] heh. Ok Done Fin.

Books:

Anything Robert Heinlein. Starship Troopers, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Stranger in a Strange Land, LOTR Trilogy, Without Remorse, Expendible, Narnian Chronicles, Timeline, Prey, First Strike, The Fall of Reach, The Flood, When Elephants Weep, Mythology, Frankenstein, The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress, Angels and Demons, Life of Pi, The Fall, The Stranger, The Bell Jar, America, Discworld Series, Ringworld, The Hotzone, Ender Series, SnowCrash, Diamond Age, The Crystal Cave, There Will be Time, 1984, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dune, Love Hina, Bleach, Imperial Earth, Smokescreen.

Heroes:

Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Adam Carolla, and John Kerry's flacid wang