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ryan..

born in the G-Code, embedded in my blood

About Me

hmmm well it all started when i was 3 i was kicked out of home and forced to fend for my self in the real world. this may sound bad but i enjoyed it i found a job and a place to live and became independent. by the time i was 4 i had moved on to bigger and better things now owning three house's and a car, which i did not yet drive but all my older friends did. when i started working as a lawyer for a firm called Pool & Swim i was just an office clerk but now i have conveniantly worked my way up to head barrister. through the years i was 6, 7 and 8 i went on an overseas holiday with the money i had saved i stayed in places such as Turkey, Rome, England and even Afghanistan where i met my good friend osama who i havnt seen for over 8 years now boy i wonder what hes been doing with his life, now at the ripe old age of 16 i live in my appartment in melbourne with my 3 children and a loving wife of 12 years , we enjoy regular sex nights and even some sex mornings . MyGen Profile Generator ...

My Interests

chillin and being mental, sports and being mental, getting mental points n stuff...

I'd like to meet:

any woman cricketer, because womens cricket is just as good as mens. but mainly Ellyse Perry.

Music:

Gangsta Rap, R&B, Nigga Beats... oh and anything britany spears

Movies:

Zoolander, Old School, pootie tang, dodge ball.....

Television:

Family Guy, Commonwealth Games (Table Tenis Only)...

Heroes:

Ellyse Perry..