Murderer?
The one who signed up for fun.
I find it trivial to write an 'about me' section. I feel it's narcissistic to write a long-winded column about what I'm like and why you should be my friend and what'll piss me off and what makes me happy. I can be long-winded about other things, so I don't think I'll tell you about me. Why don't you tell me about you? I like to listen, and read, and observe. Oh, there I go, telling you about myself. I think I'll stop now because if I don't, I might end up telling you things about myself. And no one wants that.
If I explode, will you explode too?