Hello Everyone!! My name is Earl Anthony Espiritu. Okay, I'm not really that fond of talking about myself...oh who the hell am I kidding?? Here goes....
-- 22 years old
-- full-blooded Filipino male
-- Senior at UOG
-- Criminal Justice Major
-- Heading to law school after getting bachelors (hopefully)
-- Goal: to be a successful and prominent attorney and to run Alicia Limtiaco out of a job (haha, just kidding)
-- Dream: to be a badass, world-renowned, award-winning actor/celebrity
-- Father Duenas Memorial School grad Class of 2003
-- St. Anthony School grad class of 1999
-- Yes, I am the product of private school....and see, I'm not that bad!
-- Over-achiever
-- goal-oriented
-- been big on public speaking since the 2nd grade
-- dork
-- very shy and timid at times
-- one of the laziest people you will ever meet
-- I'm a total aircon baby
-- I try to be everyone's bestest friend....unless they kinda suck...
-- I like to hug...
-- If I pick on you...that means I think you're awesome!
-- Even though I bitch about them all the time....I love my crazy family
-- I drive a silver 98 Honda Civil...and stupid, dumb, drunken whore-of-a-bitch slammed herself (as in her body) into my car and broke off the side-view mirror while I was driving through Tumon...now my car looks like crap...thank you drunken bitch, I hope I didn't run over your foot!!!
-- obviously bitter and temperamental at times
-- but very sweet and loving for the most part
-- gay...
-- ...as in homosexual...
-- ...seriously...
-- ...no, I'm not lying to you...
-- ...yes, I like guys...
-- ...girls are okay, but they're not my type...
-- ...yes, I'm dead-serious...
-- ...okay, don't believe me...
-- I'm obviously not the "typical gay man" and it has been proven that the average person wouldn't have ever known......yeah, I'm just super badass like that....okay, that was kinda gay, but whatever...
-- I'm a HUGE musical theatre fan
-- I have A LOT of friends that are girls (and I've worked with almost all of them at some point)
-- TINA is my nymphodyke BFF
-- KIMMY is my beloved wifey abroad
-- PATTI is the sweet and innocent little sister
-- ROSIE is the crazy and rebelious little sister
-- GEMMA is the lost and confused little sister
-- MUR is my right-hand man
-- ANGIE is my pride and joy of Cold Stone
-- MARY is my favorite little call-girl
-- CHRISTAL is my fellow psychotic over-achiever
-- MEL is my future law partner
-- NYKOLE is just a whore
-- I have some guy friends too, but they're not that interesting
-- Drinking alcohol is fun...
-- throwing up because you've had too much is not fun
-- although I enjoy the company of the people I'm closest too.....I need my space once in a while
-- oh yeah, and before I forget, I manage this little ice cream shop at GPO...it's kinda like running a lemonade stand....only a bajillion times more stressful...
-- any other questions?? I didn't think so...
-- feed my rabbit...
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