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About Me

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"Being a tattooed person is different from not being one. We become different in our own skins, and to the world around us. We are empowered... individual... We become walking, talking, pulsing, indelible art statements, and this requires a certain self confidence. We are no longer just Tom or Jane. We are the person with the butterfly on our shoulder or the man with a tiger on his bicep. It is an adventure and socially interesting to be ... 'ART WITH A PULSE'."
--MADAME CHINCHILLA

Built for speed, built to last. Low miles, high octane, extended warranty, money back guarantee.
I'm a good Southern boy, a little bit trashy (which I wear proudly...you can take the boy out of the south, but you can't take the south out of the boy). I'm a little dirty, and my style reflects it..."truck stop couture."
I'm nicer than I look, but not as nice as I should be. I'm smarter than I look, but not as smart as I'd like to be. I'm way more shy than my persona would imply. That's what makes it a persona. The 'fuck off' posturing is just the hard crunchy outside buffering the soft chewy inside. I try to go against the grain when possible. I don't like to blend in. I fully embrace my inner wierdo.
I love music - many kinds. Music that makes me shake my ass as much as music that makes me pump my fist. Music used to be my career, now it is but a hobby.
I love Starbucks. I wash, I rinse, I repeat. I can be funny, but prefer to do so only at inapproprate times. I'm a shameless pop culture junkie. I'm a little from column A, a little from column B. I'm looking for something but I don't know what...yet. I hate people who don't wave "thank you" when I let them cut in front of me on the road, and if I could go back in time like Superman, I wouldn't let them in again.
Compulsive snuggler and not trying to apologize for it.
I love to kiss. If you're a good kisser, then it's game on. The last time I cried was the end of the Six Feet Under finale. I try my hardest not to judge other people. I don't always succeed. I try to remember though, that you never know what's going on with someone that causes them to do the things they do. My glass house is far too fragile for me to be throwing stones.
I'm pretty mad about the people in my top friends list. If they're on my top friends, know that they kick ass and life would be a little less great without them.
Coke, not Pepsi
Letterman, not Leno
Spiritual, not religious
At the end of the day...it's all good. If it's not? Fuck it. It is what it is...
Rocking my iPod: Rocking my iPod: Madonna "Hard Candy," Portishead "Third," MGMT "Oracular Spectacular"
Reading: "The Power Of Focus," Jack Canfield
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The cowardly, the faithless, the polluted. The murderers, fornicators, sorcerers, idolators and all liars.

To quote my beloved Cracker Jake, people that project their hang ups on me piss me off. Any time you have a critical comment, just know I see straight through your bullshit.

I'll know it when I see it. If you think you're too-cool-for-the-room, you're probably too cool for me too.

Open minded, like minded. Know yourself. Love yourself. Respect yourself. If you don't, I can't promise I can.

For dating (or sex - yes, I do have needs), personally don't like 'em too tweezed, plucked, manscaped, shaved, tanlined, frosty-tipped, Aberzombied, cologned, or Prada'd. If you call yourself 'hot' in your profile, you probably lost me already. I'm not usually attracted to the super shiny boys...I like 'em gruff and rough around the edges.

People who are looking to buy or sell real estate soon!

Or be willing to teach me to surf or play a gee-tar. And have the patience of a saint.

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