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Now the earth was at it’s most lively. The art of throwing the rock had been perfected by Padraceth the 3rd, but there was man who questioned this new theory of hunting. He was a wise and curious young man by the name of Maximus Knowledgeness. Since everyone else was very impressed by this rock throwing technology, Maximuss had to keep his suspicions a secret. He formed a false religion called ‘Church on the Hill.’ He used this false church to bring people together and discuss the flaws of rock throwing. He suggested that spears and slingshots were much more practical and that it was time for change. One of the main supporters of his cause was Sebastian Clam. He was a man who was wise but had many troubles of his own. He was a pathetic alcoholic, his abuse led to a terrible insomnia problem. At most meetings he would begin the arguments and make very valid points, although he was always drunk and almost dead he was a key ingredient to the movement. After a while the movement became bigger and brought in many more people. A huge supporter, and I mean HUGE, was Sumo Boy. He was in fact a man but went by the name if Sumo Boy. He suggested rolling rocks down huge hills, crushing the food they would eat. This provided an easier way to get the meat off the dead animals. Soon a song was created for the movement. Insomnia of a drunken clam, with Sumo boy who is a man, Maximuss the genius, holds the answers in his hands, They’re insignificant in the rock throwing plan, But they’re creating a movement, across the land, This song was sung at every meeting and soon was published and went Platinum in Sweden. With the backing of King Flabin Yuergen-Smuergen the movement became even stronger. Padraceth the 3rd saw that the people wanted change, and using his charming good looks made a deal with Maximuss. He said that modifications and improvements could be made to the old rock throwing technique but it must still hold the qualities of throwing a rock. Perhaps a sort of machine that looked like an arm. This is how the catapolt was created, the sport of baseball was made, the sport of shotput was created and somehow was how deathmetal was created, throwing rock right out the door. Padraceth and Maximuss had made an alliance and to this day their descendants live in harmony. So it has been written, so it will stay. -Hill be praised.
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