Pop Culture Analysis, fart jokes
My lovely readers and fellow Hollywood trenchwarriors.
Ryan Seacrest has destroyed music.
Citizen Kane, Clueless
[insert NBC/Zucker bitchslap joke here]
No one reads in Hollywood, baby. Well, scripts, occasionally. Does Variety count as reading? No? 'kay then.
Les Moonves, Ari Emanuel, Jerry Bruckheimer, Mark Burnett, JJ Abrams and Joss Whedon and I'm not kidding about the last two. And maybe Burnett. You gotta respect the thumb-breakers.