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Melanie

Little Buoy.

About Me

I think speech impediments are sexy.

My Interests

Things I like: Dogs, slippers, granny panties, vampires and zombies, houseplants, people who do not eat meat, the smell of laundry in the dryer, eggrolls, bad tv, reading, sewing, vegan cupcakes and corndogs, the Oregon Coast, walking on vacation, Ben.

Psychotically obsessed with Christian Bale.

Things I do not like: PETA, My dogs barking at 6am, mushrooms, olives, bartending/waitressing, people that do not like dogs, cigarettes, drunk people who act stupid or brag about what they did when they were sooooo drunk.

I'd like to meet:

Your puppy or your baby. I like squeezing their cute, little faces off.

Music:

Diamond Girl.

Movies:

Juno, Casablanca, Groundhog's Day, 28 Days Later, Suspiria, Big Trouble in Little China, No Country for Old Men, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Celluloid Closet, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Always, The Music Man, Good Will Hunting, Mallrats. Anything with a zombie in it.

Television:

The Wire, Project Runway, Good Eats. The Office (preferrably the British version, but the US version is funny too). 30 Rock. Law and Order.

Books:

Currently reading: Several different books about adoption and Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston.

Reading for Portland Ladies Literary Guild: 99 Coffins by David Wellington.

Keeping my eye out for Sassy magazine (pre-1993) and Sweet Valley High books. You keep an eye out, too.

Heroes:

Revenge is living well, without you. Joyce Carol Oates

Hugged by my plain, old wrapper of no expectation. Gwendolyn Brooks.