Existence is but an illusion |
Recently, I took a trip to Houston. There was nothing special about this trip, unless you consider seeing Morrissey special, at which point 240 miles is but a subtext in the scheme of life. On t...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:09:00 GMT |
Some thoughts for the week... |
I am currently at the height of my quarterly bacchanal, and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to share some wacky matt wilbratte wisdom. So, in no particular order, the rules I live by:
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Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:18:00 GMT |
Championship with a Capital C-League |
Last Wednesday, the Fantastique Lounge softball team won the LaSalle Playground C-League Men's Slow Pitch Softball Championship. (LSPCLMSPSC for short). I played catcher during this game, and I was 0-...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
Matt Wilbratte, the Dan Marino of beer league sports |
Peyton Manning will never hear his name mentioned in the same breath ever again. Why? Because he won a championship. He put his guts on his sleeve and led his team to victory, and that is something I ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
Like a fat bitch at a gangbang |
I have a problem and I need some help.
No, it's not a substance abuse problem... at least not this time, but it has come to absorb most of my time lately.
I have this phrase stuck in my head: LIKE A F...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:41:00 GMT |
Why is my advice always so good? |
I noticed something today. Whenever I engage myself in conversation with another person, and whenever that person has a problem that needs to be addressed, I always offer advice that is spot on to say...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:21:00 GMT |
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius |
Welcome to the Apocalypse. If you don't believe me, just look around. Human society hasn't been this fucked up since the good old days of Sodom and Gomorrah, when the citizenry was only interested in ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:10:00 GMT |
The end of an era |
In case you haven't heard, Britney Spears is divorcing Kevin Federline. I know the news is not a shock to most of us, but still, I had kind of hoped that those two crazy kids could work it out and hop...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:08:00 GMT |
A diamond in the Rough |
By now, I'm sure we've all heard about the new Dustin Diamond sex tape. If you haven't here's a quick rundown:
A video has been released that shows Dustin Diamond, TV's Screech (Saved by t...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:20:00 GMT |
White Trash Newsletter |
The following blog is entirely real, and should not be misconstrued as fiction. Furthermore I have decided that I will not even go so far as embellishment or hyperbole. The facts, just the facts.I was...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:01:00 GMT |
