The Queen
of Da South
Whats happenin all my friends, beautiful myspace viewers, and haters (I see ya'll). It's me... Miss Ashlee ... the one and only. I am currently on my way to becoming a plastic surgeon, and one day soon I will be Dr. Ashlee (then ya'll can really hate). I love to travel and you'll never know where I'll be from week to week. When I'm makin that BIG MONEY I'll be travelin to all the good places, but for now, I keep it in the south (and South America!!). And just to let ya'll know, I'm not on myspace to meet men (or boys as most of ya'll still are) so please don't ask to be my friend if you ain't bout nothin and you are just tryin to holla because I will not accept you. But, if you actually have something intelligent to say then hit me up!
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I gotta say...
what I gotta say
First of all, this is for all ya'll hoes that have your profile private...why? Is it because you're afraid of people knowing the truth. Or is it because you're just a lame.
And second of all, this is for all ya'll men who should have class, but instead lower ya'll self to fuck ugly hoes that are clearly not shit with no class at all...Have some respect for yourself and bring up your standards a lil bit...the same goes for all ya'll females out there doin the same thing.
"Get Ya Weight Up"
And there is a BIG difference between Thick and just plain ole FAT
Miss Ashlee*s
10 Myspace Rules
1. If you are fat and/or ugly please do not put pictures of yourself in your panties. The only girls that are allowed to do this are the ones with bangin bodies.
2. If you friend request someone and they do not accept you do not continue to ask them to be your friend after they decline you.
3. If you always post comments on someone's page and they never post any on yours, take the hint and leave it alone.
4. If you see someone that you would never have the nerve to speak to in real life then please don't get up the nerve to speak crazy to them on the computer.
5. If you really think that the celebrities on here actually read your comments and care about them then you need to think again. Please do not post excessive comments on celebrities walls like you know them.
6. If you cannot spell simple words please go to spell check and figure it out...it is not that hard to spell.
7. If you see something on myspace that has you wondering...it is probably true
8. If you have someone as your number one in your top friends and they don't even have you in theirs, again...take the hint
9. If you do not look the same now as you do in your pictures please update your shit and quit tryin to fool people
10. If you meet someone on myspace, but have never met them in real life...THEY ARE NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND...come on with the "myspace only" relationships.
