Godlike Clive

I am a nihilist...i am a god...no,I AM GOD! ! ! i am omnipresent,omnipotent,omniscient,omnicompetent,omnivorous and i can COUNT IN CHINESE!!!! i can also speak in languages you never knew existed...i am a homo sapien sapien superior...i don't talk to people who are slow...join me in my quest for ethnic cleansing...i also am the physical manifestation of all abstract entities: chaos and order, love and hate,reality and illusion,logic and emotion...as GOD,i can foretell the future,and i see in my tarot cards the signs of the impending apocalypse...YES! ! ! i sense doubt in you,mortal...you seek answers for your questions that your mere mortal mind cannot answer...you mortals may be wondering why i ,GOD, still require the aid of tarot cards in foretelling the future...well,the reason is because i like cards! ! ! Especially those with the pictures of nude babes in front...(damn this brain)...and i,CLIVE THE OMNITHINGAMAJIG, shall proceed to the practice known as onanism till i spray forth gallons,no,OCEANS of pure,undefiled protein...i find all these neogothic people and posers ridiculous...nothin but a bunch of desperate,undersexed "people" who attend concerts dressed in their all-gothic hardcore heavy metal punk skater glory and wearing these platewide earrings hoping to attract someone to fuck them that night...tsktsktsk...to all you people who are like the ones i mentioned above,here's my advice: dress up good,act good,feel good,read to fill your brain with something besides nonsense and MAYBE,you might get someone to fuck you up that night...stop wearing these morbid shirts that speak of nothing but the devil...coz i'm sure that when the devil actually appears in front of you,you'll just stare speechless and piss in your pants, your little willy shaking with fear and you,like the little shit of a coward that you are will be praying to GOD in all languages you know...I also am a very annoying person...