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Smiles

some one bite me then fuck me or mabey the other way around... whatever

About Me

You will all bow before the lords of the church of the hot air ballon, prepare for the armagedon is neigh, shave your head and get your carolina candy blue adidas jumpsuits cause the are the only things that are gonna save you at the rave above the washington monument circa 2020 biatches.

My Interests

enjoying life, mixing opposites, building, music, rocking with my cock swangin, redbull, getting away with naughty things, forgetting everything at once, wandering, biting myself, heroin addicts, crazy fucking girls, fucking crazy girls, trying to keep up with my retarded brother... to be continued O YEAH almost forgot Motherfucking NINJAS!!!!!!!! ninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninjaninja

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a head full of slimy soul suckers that wants to show me some new hot shit, yeoooow!!!

Music:

shit, anything that makes me want to get up and get naked and fuck a dead unicorn

Movies:

swiss family robinson, damn its hard to ride and ostritch

Television:

Anything with beavers..., david the gnome, porn, illegal porn, ninjas

Books:

porn, do it yourself books, stone soup biatches

Heroes:

my nut sack biatches