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The Jester

The Jester

About Me

Always remember: No matter how bad things get and how crappy your life is, at least you don't have the AIDS. Unless you do. In which case, you're pretty much fucked."Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."

My Interests

Why the fuck do so many people have a myspace....

I'd like to meet:

A smart, intelligent, beautiful young woman, who will always love me, no matter how hard I hit her, and who will never cheat on me. And even if she does, i'll just break her knees and things will still be cool cause she'll love me no matter what, you know?

Music:

Ya know the day destroys the night Night divides the day Try to run, try to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE! BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE! Break on through to the other side, yeah...

Movies:

I like that one movie with that guy, who was in that other movie with that girl who looks kinda like that girl who was in that sex tape with that guy who looks like Kevin Bacon.

Television:

Television rots your mind into a jelly like mush. I like Adult Swim. No Anime.

Books:

Go Away.

Heroes:

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete.”

My Blog

My Birthday

              Now generally I don't get excited about my birthday. Not only does nothing cool usually happen to me, but more often something ...
Posted by The Jester on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

A Little Taste of Nothing

The ride was quiet. There must have just been too much going through everyone's head,  because no one said more than two words the whole way from Scott's house to town. That cold feeling in my st...
Posted by The Jester on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST