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Jacob

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Lead Chimney Sweep: Oh, there are sev'ral ways to irritate a lady. You could mention that 'er 'at's gone out-a style. Oh, that's sure to get 'er miffed, It's bound to cause a tiff, But 'ere's a lit'le trick to go the extra mile: Give 'er just a lit'le kick in the cunt. animated squirrel: A kick in the cunt? Lead Chimney Sweep: A kick in the cunt! Yes a very nice kick in the cunt. You'll sure have 'er stumped, When you go for the punt, With a jolly good kick in the cunt! Lead Chimney Sweep: Well, you might wanna stop 'er by clockin' 'er chompers, Or shock 'er by makin' a grab at 'er knockers, But she'll call the coppers and you'll end in jail, Where you'll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you've enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it'll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff! -Jack Black in Run Ronnie Run

Music:

HATEBREED, pantera, senses fail, blink 182, silverstein, armor for sleep, three days grace, avenged sevenfold, bleeding through, pennywise, strung out, hawthorne heights, future leaders of the world, kingdom of sorrow, shinedown, seether, yellowcard, finger eleven, incubus, story of the year, chevelle, rise against, bayside, five finger death punch, from autumn to ashes, killswitch engage, foofighters, weezer, funeral for a friend, pepper, sublime, korn and many more

Movies:

Saving Silverman, Office Space, Anchorman, Clerks 2, Talladega Nights, 300, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Run Ronnie Run, Natural Born Killers, Casino, Goodfellows, Old School, Fight Club, Snatch, We Were Soldiers