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I'd like to meet:

I'm not really particular in women whatsoever. All I ask is that you be 5'4, brown hair, green eyes, +-120 - 123lbs, christian, godfearing and freakish supporter of Barak Obama. I mean, really I'm not that picky at all. Picking girls is like picking apples. You always want the one thats way highest in the tree, so far out of reach that you have to put all your effort into getting because it looks so amazing. You climb and climb and climb for what seems like forever, and once you finally get way up in that tree you find out that the apple you really wanted has worms and is moldy on the backside. You really cant win, so fuck it. I'll take whatever I can get, even if I take the one that just fell on the ground. I mean why put in all the effort just to get worms and mold?

You are driving down the road in your car on a stormy night, when you pass a bus stop and see three people waiting for the bus:
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1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
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2. An old friend who once saved your life.
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3 The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
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Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your small car? -
Think before you continue reading.
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
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You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.
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Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
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However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
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The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming u p with his answer. He answered, "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
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Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up stubborn thought limitations.
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Never forget to "Think Outside the Box."
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HOWEVER...., the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers!!!!
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... I just love happy endings

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr President, but my friends call me Dom
Birthday: 7th day of November, 1986
Birthplace: Latitude = 42.1634, Longitude = 43.0664
Current Location: Boston, Mass
Eye Color: Shit Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brownish
Height: 170.3cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Just depends on what you want...
Your Heritage: Kind of a mixed bag here, a pinch of this and a pound of that
The Shoes You Wore Today: A. Testoni Norvegese
Your Weakness: Big Boobs and small waistlines
Your Fears: Tricycles and watermelons
Your Perfect Pizza: Medium Rare, horse radish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 1400 sit ups
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh yes.. Thats it.. Yes, Take it off..
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope they have macaroni and cheese for dinner
Your Best Physical Feature: Greatness has no room for best
Your Bedtime: I wish someone would keep track of this for me
Your Most Missed Memory: Eating worms in grade school to impress chicks
Pepsi or Coke: What kind of drug is Pepsi?
MacDonalds or Burger King: They both sound a bit fruity, how about both
Single or Group Dates: It depends on whos in the group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice T is the juice of the Devil
Chocolate or Vanilla: I may like Vanilla, but I still have an evil side
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whatever she makes, I'll lap that shit up
Do you Smoke: Only when I get to hot
Do you Swear: When in Rome...
Do you Sing: Only while dancing, but not during Ballroom, only Salsa
Do you Shower Daily: I'm on the Green plan, only when the Fromonda ripens
Have you Been in Love: Love... Lovely loving lovey.. I love lamp
Do you want to go to College: I take pride in where I'm at in life
Do you want to get Married: These questions are begining to spar with my heart
Do you belive in yourself: The earth is flat, trust me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually, but the other night on the pole it kind of came up pretty quick
Do you think you are Attractive: I dont look at myself as others do, I'm more of a pessimist
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely. Without red meats and ranch, there would be nothing..
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents provided me with life and love.
Do you like Thunderstorms: About as much as a mouse loves Cheese festivals
Do you play an Instrument: Only when I'm lonely at night
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month? Thats quite a long time. I dont even remember last month
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when I'm on fire..
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I took some pills the other day, I still dont remember my true name
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does craigslist count? We met at 5th and Stevens
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I provided an elite security team for cover while Obama toured Alabama
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Usually when I'm driving home I pick nose hairs to stay awake on long rides
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I tripped in front of an outdoor patio, It felt like I was on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: My name is Dominic, and I approve this message
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I was behind the bushes and I wasn't really naked, but I was there if that counts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can think of, do towels count?
Ever been Drunk: Not that I recall
Ever been called a Tease: My pastor once said that now that I remember.. Jerk
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, I still wont ever forgive her for it
Ever Shoplifted: Does eating coffee beans count?
How do you want to Die: Is there a catologue that I can just pick which pictures I like best?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Automated Special Repairs and Parts Specialst for Bean Bag Chairs
What country would you most like to Visit: I've never been to Canada before, that would be nice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Sparkling blue with a twinge of sapphire rose
Favourite Hair Color: Slim to none, I like my girls spry
Short or Long Hair: Flowing and long like the youth of yesterlore
Height: Long legs like beautiful aspen trees, and a torso such that as an ear of corn
Weight: 112
Best Clothing Style: Ripped up, torn to shreds and on the floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm supposed to take drugs?
Number of CDs I own: Oh, my portfolio shouldn't be the issue here
Number of Piercings: Just two on my labia
Number of Tattoos: I have cherries on my chest
Number of things in my Past I Regret: In the time it took to take this survey, I could have beat off like 3 times or something.

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