Someone like me: consider the following,I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.