If you're here then you must know that I'm the most Terrifying, Ruthless, Blood-Thirsty, Swashbuckeling pirate ever to sail the seven seas. And with my guitar (which I have dubbed Queen Annes Revenge in tribute to Black Beard's Ship) I will strike terror in the hearts of all who cross my path. I'm not all bad though. I'm actually quite charming and handsome, not to mention incredibly charismatic. Besides all real pirates know how to respect as lady but have no mercy on whores. So join my crew if you want to be spared.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Black Beard, Jimmy Hendrix, Ho Chi Minh, Capt'n Kidd, and Tera Patrick.
