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Kermie.

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About Me

Senior Week at OC. .."Life's like a movie write your own ending keep believing keep pretending" I am Amber. Well im not sure what exactly to say about me lets see here... im a eccentric mix of everyone I know and all the things I like, im in a time warp just like Tim Curry and probably should be back in the 30's 40's or 50's. I am artistic,vintage and a lover of all film types but... I am also a true country girl at heart. i love MUD, 4Wheelin, tractor pulls... swimmin in the creek and just bein outside. I have a strange sense of humor and i am known as an all around dork. I love the muppets so my nickname is Kermie. i am able to talk to anyone or anything whether it talks back or not. i heart jeeps and guys who drive them. Um im not sure what else to say. ummm The End. Ps did i mention i have a strange obesstion with vintage pinup girls.This is the new ride of my dreams... lol. i would call it the Amber mobile. look at it gleam in the sunlight *shing sparkle sparkle*ROCK ON!

My Interests

.. .. Thats right the truffle shuffle can deflect bullets! "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on" And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
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I'd like to meet:

Well I would like to have sex with or meet the following: -Jim Henson my hero- - John Waters "Without obsession, life is nothing." YOU CAN CROSS JOHN OFF THE LIST MET HIM AND HE WAS AWESOME! -Johnny Depp I will be his trophy wife- -David Bowie YUMMY there is something about a guy in lots of makeup and drag- -Possibly Big Foot you know what big feet mean?--Tim Curry GOD HE LOOKS GOOD IN DRAG he has better legs than me!- -Frank Sinatra even though he was a player before the term was invented- -Christopher Walkin there’s something about the voice- -Audery Hepburn Shes a Classic- -Marylain Monroe The goverment did it!- -Kathrine Hepburn You can wear those man pants no my skrits!- Bettie Page my Pin up Heroin- - Don Knotts and Andy Griffith give me a good ol southern boy- Andy Warhol has to be one of my favorite artits EVER!"Art is Anything an artist can get away with."

Music:

Rock, Metal, Swing, Oldies, Country. ELVIS IS ALIVE!
Which Bettie Page Are You?

You're Nude Bettie. People see you as outgoing and maybe a bit wild. Your often hyper and always up for some crazy fun!
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Movies:

The list could go on forever- -Anything by Jim Henson. The Labyrinth is the best though -Any of the Tim Burton movies (but i really love Frankin Wennie) -Heathers"GOD Heather , Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" -The Goonies"SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!" -Romeo + Juliet -The Wizard of Oz -Any John Waters film but Cry Baby is my favorite. "The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns is our bazooms are our weapons." -Singin in the rain - Any of the Marx Brothers Films (they are way better than the Three Stooges) - i love a good zombie movie. *** You name it i have most likely seen it and I can qoute something from it*** img src="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/LuckbALady13/cryb aby.jpg"

Television:

R.I.P My Small Screen Heros.You Will Live Forever on TV Land and in my Heart. Don Knotts and AL Lewis 2006.

Books:

"Lowerd Trucks are for guys who CAN'T get it Up!"img src="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/LuckbALady13/Jeep s/untitled-1.jpg"

Heroes:

JIM HENSON.John Waters. Andy Warhol. David Bowie. Judy Garland. Tim Burton. Freddie Mercury. Elvis. Big Foot. The Marxs Brothers.
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! “ I shot a elephant in my pajamas, once how it got there I will never know”

My Blog

Dora the Explorer Rant.

Omg so im sitting here at work (work being takeing care of my neice) she has now watched several consecutive episodes of dora the explorer and let me just say it is the stupidest show on the face of t...
Posted by Kermie. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

I AM SO FUCKING CRAZY WITH JOY.

omg just had to announce to every one that i finally got into the Pa school of art and design im so happy. im actually going to art school! eeeeeeee! lol sorry its my sudden joyous out bursts. thanks ...
Posted by Kermie. on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

Am i helping the world win???

Have you ever felt so unattractive in every way that you feel to be isolated and scorned by every bit of masculine society every minuscule strand of male DNA is against you. I am miserable depressed a...
Posted by Kermie. on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:13:00 PST

The Hidden poem from my Computer.

As I cry every lonely tear because of all my exiled fears, I spend my nights wishing for death and my days wearing masks of happiness I hide how I truly feel because you do not even under stand my pai...
Posted by Kermie. on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:57:00 PST

The schizophrenia of vanity and teenage approval

Hello again said the bitch on the mirror to the girl in the flesh. Rip me away from you face show me ,show me. Let me see the death so I can be the last to a test to your misery Let me kill you! the...
Posted by Kermie. on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:03:00 PST