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the Ortega Edition

I feel as if im on two different planets right now......

About Me

MUCH LOVE AND A GREAT LOSS, RIP HEATH
HAY!!! Im Jesse Ortega and Im easily amused. I really love lips, the color GREEN and clovers, but I dont want to be Irish!!!! Im told that Im hilarious...fucking hilarious, I personally don't think that I am but if it makes you happy then it make me happy. Most of the time I feel like a dork, I know I am not hot stuff...im just laid back and I try to keep it sain...i said I TRY :] Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!!! I absolutely love to make-out...now I love to kiss someONE not just ANYone, I am not trying to collect any kind of nastinesses!!! I go to the clubs for one reason and that is to DANCE...its a lot like therapy for me, it gives me a boost of self-esteem and a hell of a workout! I dont ever want to be stuck doing the same thing over and over again, so I think my only solution is to become a stripper...each and every different night:-) My family will always be first on my priority. Alanis Morissette always makes me think of animal shops and how much my mom loves me (I think I know why, but its kind of a long story, so...yeah.) For some reason I adore elephants, they're just so beautiful to me. One of my favorite things to do is to check the mail...I don't know :-/ Im not the type that hates but I do have some pet-peeves; I can be in the best mood until I get behind the wheel and another thing is my middle name...uch, bryan is cool and everything but its really not for me!!! I can sing Your Beautiful exactly like James Blunt, thanks to Karaoke. And I extremely hate holding anything against myself, shit...im just like you :]
How to make a jesse
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts humour
3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Wow I sound so scrumptious!!!!
What type of partier are you? Your Result: The rock-star party animal

You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar.


Hardcore drunk
Bar Slut
Bar Social Butterfly
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz
You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You?
You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?
Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.
Your flirting style: Coy
Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park
Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant
What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain?
What are you like, when in love?
Your lovely name...
When in love, you are... Dreamy
Your love is... Everlasting
Your kisses are always... Sexy
Your hugs are... Gentle
People love you because... You're original
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My Interests

I have pleanty of interests... I love falling off death defining cliffs!!!(Im still on the rock waiting to see if everyone that did jump...survived:)
...of course I would put this up!!!
HORSY!!!
Love the lights.....its sooo pretty
Absolutely love the PIT!!! Its Avenged Sevenfold BABY!!! Oh, its just the hottest band ever!!! Seriously...they were HOT
My favorite part of the body :)
Just LOVE the shirt...it speaks for me
...and I try to be sexy

I'd like to meet:

I really dont know what my absolute dream is but it will make me happy :-) ... just like that!

Michael Ian Black...funny & hot, works for me!

...and just beautiful

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, 311, Aaliyah, AFI, Alanis Morissette, All-American Rejects, Amy Winehouse, Augustana, Aqualung, Avenged Sevenfold, Aventura, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blink-182, Blue October, Boxcar Racer, Brandi Carlile, Bright Eyes, Britney Spears, Bush, Cake, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Classic Case, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessional, Destiny's Child, The Dresden Dolls, Enrique Iglesias, Everclear, Faith Hill, Fergie, Finger Eleven, Five for Fighting, Foo Fighters, Frankie J, The Fray, Gwen Stefani, Hellogoodbye, India Arie, Iron & Wine, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, James Blunt, Jem, Jet, Jewel, Joan Jett, John Mayer, JoJo, Josh Turner, Juanes, Karen O, Keane, Keith Urban, The Killers, Kill Hannah, Kuky, Lily Allen, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Mat Kearney, Michael Jackson, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado, No Doubt, The Offspring, Paolon Nutini, Panic at the Disco, Paris Hilton, Pink, Plain White T's, The Postal Service, The Prize Fighter Inferno, The Pussycat Dolls, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rasheeda, Razorlight, RBD, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Regina Spektor, Rent, Rob Thomas, Ryan Adams, Selena, Shakira, The Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dog, The Sounds, Sugarcult, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Toadies, TLC, The Turtles, UB40, Vanessa Carleton, Weezer, The White Strips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Love!!!

Movies:

I love the ones that have a happy ending!!!! NO SCREAMING TWISTS allowed!!!!

Television:

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Books:

FAVORITE AUTHOR is CHUCK KLOSTERMAN!!!! I occasionally like to read a book on top of tons of pillows and just be a care-free, mellow person!!!

Heroes:

I grew up with Selena playing in the back ground and I still have her music loud in my life. I love Batman because he fights for good only because he is pissed off at the world, I guess he is a confused fictional character that uses his rage to kick some ass...I love it.
Johnny fucking Depp, oww... thats it...oww
I ADORE Holly Madison from the Girls Next Door!!! She is so lovely, funny, cute, magnificent, wonderful, sweet, charming, compassionate, sexy, yummy, and most of all original. I LOVE the bitch!!!
Last but not least Angelina Jolie is a bad ass chick that could have the world in the palm of her hands if she wanted to!!!

My Blog

ITS SOOO FUCKING HOT

i love $$$...it makes me feel sooooooo sexy, summers here...i wanta be naked all the time cuz its too hot...except in wal-mart BRITNEY ...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:21:00 PST

ALL RIGHT:]

im loving every second of it:]
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:49:00 PST

boyfriend application :) haha

thought this would be funny.=] what's your full name? what's your pimp name (nickname)? how old are you? which hood do you come from? do you really want to be my boo? when is your birthday? do you s...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:51:00 PST

Playing with new things :-)

OH SHIT...I have tried a lot of new things and Im thinking that Im so excited to have these type of experiences. Its good to be open to anything and anyone. It might be that I love too much or&nb...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Funnzy TIME!!!

I FUCKING PASSED ALL MY MOTHA' FUCKN CLASSES!!! and nor am i on probation :-) time to have some funnzies...(dont worry ill post some of those funnzy pictures up later) Love and luck...2 all...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

I think that I might be converting

OK, at first I thought that I absolutely hated country...well, I still kinda find it really "Honky-Tonk" AKA a cheap construction of life. BUT!!! living here in Stephenville, I hate to say it...but I...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

No chicken on my plate...just music in my ears!!!

AHHHbacekalacekadoca street!!!! Edgefest 15 was sooo much fun (THANK YOU CASSIE!!)...so many emo boys!!!I got to meet Jerod Leto, I loved it too much!!!OH, Im getting on my first ever plane ...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST

RANDOM

My favorite number is 3. I cant wait to see The Lake House with someone special. Im counting down the days till I can actually start my summer. And now I have to go get my chap stick out of my gr...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST

I need (not want) something a little bit more

Ok well, im really sick of small talk with guys! I want something that will last more than two weeks...like no joke! Um i didnt want to start anything b/c i might be moving but im not for sure 100% bu...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:48:00 PST

Had the chance to be half naked...damn it!!!

Man, I did not know about it was Toga night!!! I got there @ S4 and everyone was in sexy ass togas, well some were just draped in a nasty sheet but damn it, I wish I had known!!!!! Oh well, maybe...
Posted by the Ortega Edition on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:58:00 PST