HAY!!! Im Jesse Ortega and Im easily amused. I really love lips, the color GREEN and clovers, but I dont want to be Irish!!!! Im told that Im hilarious...fucking hilarious, I personally don't think that I am but if it makes you happy then it make me happy. Most of the time I feel like a dork, I know I am not hot stuff...im just laid back and I try to keep it sain...i said I TRY :] Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!!! I absolutely love to make-out...now I love to kiss someONE not just ANYone, I am not trying to collect any kind of nastinesses!!! I go to the clubs for one reason and that is to DANCE...its a lot like therapy for me, it gives me a boost of self-esteem and a hell of a workout! I dont ever want to be stuck doing the same thing over and over again, so I think my only solution is to become a stripper...each and every different night:-) My family will always be first on my priority. Alanis Morissette always makes me think of animal shops and how much my mom loves me (I think I know why, but its kind of a long story, so...yeah.) For some reason I adore elephants, they're just so beautiful to me. One of my favorite things to do is to check the mail...I don't know :-/ Im not the type that hates but I do have some pet-peeves; I can be in the best mood until I get behind the wheel and another thing is my middle name...uch, bryan is cool and everything but its really not for me!!! I can sing Your Beautiful exactly like James Blunt, thanks to Karaoke. And I extremely hate holding anything against myself, shit...im just like you :]
How to make a jesse
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts humour
3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Wow I sound so scrumptious!!!!
What type of partier are you? Your Result: The rock-star party animal
You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar.
Hardcore drunk
Bar Slut
Bar Social Butterfly
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
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You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You?
You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?
Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.
Your flirting style: Coy
Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park
Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant
What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain?
What are you like, when in love?
Your lovely name...
When in love, you are... Dreamy
Your love is... Everlasting
Your kisses are always... Sexy
Your hugs are... Gentle
People love you because... You're original
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