greenskeepers duh. |
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:06:00 GMT |
Reaping the Rewards of Slacking |
Let my preface this evenings writings with great news. Tomarrow we will be in route to see Tom, good 'ol, Waits. I will ensure our health with Black Bush Mills and coffee.
As far as the past weeks are...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:13:00 GMT |
Apple of Discord |
Today I fear is another day I cannot negotiate my social enviorement. It’s all very cheap- this pious effort of mine to salvage an apartment, amoung many other things.
I’m emancipating-aga...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:09:00 GMT |
Suspecting that you might care |
...But almost positive that you don't.
1.)Q. Can you cook?. very well actually.2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? A dancer. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could pa...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:16:00 GMT |
Cruel, Cruel, Cruel Summer |
California. Last night I dreampt the seaweed was at my toes. In my dream I thought it was a shark, as with every time I was knee-deep in the oceans' mucus. Something about the capacity,...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:37:00 GMT |
Star Spangled Slut |
It never fails to present itself to me. Some Rah-Rah Cosmo reader jabbering on about shaft sizes and what not to wear. Incase you’re seething to know, she is wearing red, white and blue for&&.....
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
Reality, I decided, is for people with no imagination.-Susan Gilman |
I made a resume. Turns out, I am pretty qualified for bullshit. Four years have gone by, and well, I’ve served, bartended, cocktailed, and bitch-slapped my way through uptown...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:53:00 GMT |
My brain is constipated and Lindsay's a whore |
Recently I have been approached and told to attend church. I need the baby Jesus in my life.You see, I’ve had three days off. Thats time long enough for my brain to escort me to a padded room. I...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:51:00 GMT |
that old survey ya heard? |
1. My ex is: which ex? I have a musician in Flordia. A artist in Georgia. A moocher in Texas. A conartist in Mexico. I fucking suck.
2. Maybe I should: just suck it up.3. I...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:28:00 GMT |
that thing we all have |
Name: jenniferBirthday: 6-26-86Birthplace: ina hospital but i believe she was lying...whore.Current Location: new orleansEye Color: green/hazelHair Color: redHeight: 5'7Right Handed or Left Handed: ri...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 18:30:00 GMT |
