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Half Cripple

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. W

About Me

Alright well let me start off by saying I am Chris Pearl, born and raised in St.Petersburg Florida and I intend on keeping it right here in the 727. I love a great time, Bud Light, camping, movies, stunting, photography, good friends, classic and fast/race cars, Myspace of course, tv, alot of music cause music calms even the most savage best. What can I say, basically I just love to have a great time and I am pretty normal. I am definately a funny guy and I live to laugh.One thing I think that sets me apart now from the Chris Pearl I was in the past was that on mothers day(May 13th) 2007 I was struck down by the driver of a GMC Yukon outside of The Round Up in Oldsmar. I hung out at The Round Up often as I do enjoy country music, some linedancing and great times with friends. As I tried to cross the road I was ran down and actually ran over. I literally had tire marks on my chest later found after my clothes were stripped from my body by medics on scene. I developed pneumonia, acute respiratory distress syndrome, had a loss of blood as I was bleeding out internally from a lacerated liver which was later found to be about 20 percent infarct(dead), a punctured lung with a pneumothorax therefore needing a chest tube to breathe along with life support to keep me breathing and alive as I did not know at the time, to breathe on my own.I broke two ribs on my left side, broke my scapula(shoulder) in three places and even three L vertabrae which could have led to paralysis but fortunately that did not occur in this case. One foot of my colon had to be sectioned out because it was dying as they gave me blood pressure medicine to control a blood pressure that was at one point in time, somewhere in the 50 over 30's which is definately NOT a good thing. The blood pressure meds made my body push valuable life saving blood to my vital organs and it shunted it away from the non vital organs such as my fingers, toes and of course the colon which is why some of it died. Thank God I didn't lose any fingers or toes!Along with all of that I also made no use of the 100 percent oxygen(o2) they had me on because I was seeing only 50 percent of that and they were giving me 100 percent pure oxygen. When your body is below 90 its not good so it being at 50 wasn't pretty either. The doctors called me the miracle child there. I was not even supposed to live through the first night but I somehow managed to pull through it. My strength was far greater than I imagined I guess. Fourty eight days plus an additonal two were spent in the hospital since May 13th. I underwent four surgeries, probably somewhere near 100 needle sticks at the least, well over that in pills to keep the pain down and keep my body in check.I had great care from the staff there at St.Josephs in Tampa. I'd recommend this hospital to anyone because I understand the care I recieved and it was wonderful there. I somehow lived through that terrible night and have made it this far on a miracle or two, tons of prayers from family and friends, as well as Gods choice to keep me around a bit longer. I didn't pray much then, still dont at this moment and that may change because if not God, what? I shouldn't have lived to make it to the hospital and somehow that was superceeded, then the first night, then 2 weeks on a ventilator in my induced coma, then the rest of the trip until this point in time(Aug 26th 07)!So now I wake up and take each day as a gift, a very special gift and as crappy as it is to have to of gotten run over and almost die to realize how special family and friends are, I finally did. It took almost dying to see it and that sucks, but I am here now and I do understand so the one big change I have made in my life and will continue to keep up with is to live like there is no tomorrow and live like I were dying. The world is a beautiful place, your friends are fuckin awesome, your family is far greater than they seem and damn this lifetime is short so give it everything you have and dont stop giving!Wanna know anything more about me, have a stupid question? Just ask me and I'll be glad to reply back. Chris Pearl -What is it about an automobile dealership that they think a giant inflatable t-rex makes me wanna buy a new car?- Dane Cook

The bartender asks me Says, son what’ll it be? I want a shot at that redhead yonder Lookin’ at me

My Interests

beerpong rocks!

I'd like to meet:

Isla Fisher, that crazy chick from the movie "Wedding Crashers" only without the personality she had in the movie of course lol. Redheads man, idk anymore... I am going to get myself in trouble hahaa. hah and I found this and decided that it fit me lol. The
RealChristopher
Robbins

Music:

Real Life - Send Me An Angel
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Add to My Profile | More VideosTim McGraw: The Cowboy In Me

Add to My Profile | More VideosKenny Chesney - Alot of Things Different

Add to My Profile | More VideosTravis Barker Remix Soulja Boy "Crank That"
+Breaks+Trance++Rock+Rap++RnB+80s++Hairbands+Country+Damn near anything..... just no gospel or punk

Movies:

Ok so here is just ten of the movies I felt like putting on here but they are all great movies, at least I think so, and yes there are chick flicks in there haha what can I say besides I love a good movie. And of course Backdraft......-Forever ago in Tampa when the racing scene was hot and I was a dumbass with a Mustang lol-..

Television:

The only show you should ever watch.....Ever!

Books:

Dr.Drew Pinsky' "Cracked"

Heroes:

.. The 343 firefighters who gave their lives for you and I. 9/11/01 is a day to remember forever so my heroes are my mother and father.Mom retired due to an acl tear and dad is currently still fighting fires for St.Pete. Chappelle is the man, end of story!

My Blog

Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome And Me-

So as some of you know on Mothers day 2007 I was leaving the Round Up in Oldsmar and waiting to cross the road when I was run over or should I say "run down with intent" by a douchebag. My life change...
Posted by Half Cripple on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST

My Story Of Life Thus Far, And Many Thank You's

Alright I sit here almost in tears as I write this for like the 2nd time today, Myspace is warping my brain, maybe its just that I got ran over by a truck the size of a fucking Yukon or so...aaaaaand ...
Posted by Half Cripple on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

I survived

I made it through the hardest thing I have ever come to see in my life. If I see anything in this lifetime that meets the same criteria again, I may not see the other side where I stand now.All I can ...
Posted by Half Cripple on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

a memorable quote

Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them. I was driving home tonight and thought maybe I'll keep my emotions shut out for now, my mouth closed and for th...
Posted by Half Cripple on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Something To Live By.

Being Light And Love People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered, forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives,be kind anyway.If you are succes...
Posted by Half Cripple on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST

Someone is lonely...

Bro, you have had like 7 girlfriends in the last YEAR alone... HOLY SHIT! You know who I am talking about. One minute your banging this chick, the next minute your single, a week later your banging so...
Posted by Half Cripple on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:55:00 PST

Quite possibly thee best story ever...LOL

  http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_butts ex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278%22...
Posted by Half Cripple on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:44:00 PST

To all the guys who run their girlfriends life for them...

To all of you pussies who control you girlfriends , get jealous when they know a fucking guy, tell them to erase all their friends on their list that either are guys, are people they dont know or what...
Posted by Half Cripple on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

If you dont choke now....

Than I think you are heartless.. Good story I snagged from my boy Adam. Here goes. A Father's GiftDear Son,I wanted to take the time to tell you a few things that I will not have a chance to tell you ...
Posted by Half Cripple on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

In the female state of mind...

I am in love, not lust. I didn't say I dont need sex though!  Where is the guy portion of this test, guess it's all the same shit. It's 90% Love and 10% Lusthttp://images.yournewromance.com/isitl...
Posted by Half Cripple on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST