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Brian

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

About Me

REVOKED-- Previous offer of, "Found, one kegerator. Free beer at Brian's house, subject to approval at the door." is suspended until further notice. The owner of the kegerator is trying to get fast again, and the cold-beer-on-tap thing is not good for one trying to get fast again. In the mean time, I recommend Bombay and tonic to those in my quest...

My Interests

Ok, I'm pretty much into baseball, God, basketball, women, golf, football, tennis, books, and life-- but not in any particular order. I love all these things, to different degrees, at all stages in my life.

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Amy Smart, Aurora Snow, JT Snow, Jack Black, Joan Cusack, Rachel McAdams, Hugh Hefner, God... If I have already met you, and you're not on this list, please read the title of this section before commenting to the author.

Music:

See the following website for my favorite music Click here hrThe current music selection is my favorite beach song. Reminds me of surfing when I lived in Aiea.

Movies:

"That's the key-- you wait for it to grow into a plant, and then you fuck the plant."

"Negative Ghostrisder. The pattern is full."

Television:

Ok... Think fast, and remember that I'm a TV whore: Starting on Sunday nights and moving progressively forward...
Sunday Night Basball, ACC Hoops, Football, Big Love, Simpsons, Family Guy, Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother, 24, Two and a Half Men, NCIS, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Law Stargate Atlantis, M*A*S*H, and Sportscenter. Thank God for TiVo (I own stock)!!!!

Books:

The entire John Irving Collection (but Owen Meaney is my fav). But I'll read anything once!

Heroes:

All original members of PBJM, the guys who invented Google.com , Jack and Rob, Sarah, Mr. Wildeman, Danny, Scottie, et cetera....