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♥Emily♥

well smack my ass and call me judy!

About Me

I'm an unorganized girl who laughs at everything. if you buy me ice cream or a donut i'll love you forever. once i went to sonic, and it was the best day of my life, so i went again. they no longer have miniature banana splits, sorry to break your heart. i know everything there is to know about the simpsons, so challenge me to a game of simpsons trivia, i dare you. i'll just kick your ass. i'm a sucker for season changes. i contradict myself quite a bit in my english papers. i love when animals have a good day. i hate when people in lines agree with one another. what is that you may ask? well say you are standing in line somewhere, say at the local market, and some asshole five people behind you starts talking about the weather. well then the asshole in front of you begins to talk with the person that began to talk about the weather in the first place. before you know it the whole line is talking about the weather, except me, because i absolutely hate when lines agree. i also hate when animals have different animal names. like a cat named bear? come on now, then it just gets confusing. other than that i'm pretty easy to please.

My Interests

smoothie bombs, running, butterflies, days of gluttony, people who look like animals, being barefoot, necklaces, jokes, chalking, coconut shampoo, baking cookies, cats, clusterfucks, gummy bears, being vegetarian, wine(dot style), drawing terrible pictures, lemurs, surprises, volleyball, photography, belly button rings, spanish, laughing, sadfaces, mittens, lists, root beer, pretending i'm black, kisses, cinnamon, the monster mash, hot chocolate, weasels, iced tea during the summertime, rice, my hair being straight: if you see me with my hair anything but straight i am probably having the worst day of my life :(, playing in the snow, bubble tea, prank phone calls, flip flops, tomfoolery, caramel, jewlery, traveling, pans, candy, tea, st. patrick's day, earrings, picture frames, ice cream, psychology, taking naps, hugs, driving around while listening to crazy music, playing pranks, water fights

I'd like to meet:

The Miz because he's such a meathead. the cast of charlie brown so i can make sweet love to them, all of them.

Music:

bright eyes, franz ferdinand, modest mouse, cardigans, desaparecidos, ying yang twins, fiona apple, bloc party, flogging molly, danity kane, alkaline trio, the clash, echo and the bunnymen, juliana theory, reel big fish, pharrell, enon, the shins, yeah yeah yeahs, frank sinatra, alicia keys, creedence clearwater revival, counting crows, archies, jewel, hey mercedes, sigur ros, queen, elton john, steve miller band, the walkmen, yong jeezy, sheryl crow, the unicorns, all american rejects, the kinks, foreinger, the cranberries, live, the ramones, carly simon, the mamas and the papas, johnny cash, arcade fire, shakira, electric light orchestra, hot hot heat, iron and wine, talking heads, jimmy eat world, postal service, ok go, starting line, strokes, anberlin, my chemical romance, finch, faith hill, ciara, blondie, brand new, jamiroquai, gorillaz, lifehouse, outkast, frankie vallie and the four seasons, thursday, sean paul, rapture, wu-tang clan, dashboard confessional, hermans hermitts, usher, fallout boy, animals, three dog night, , rilo kiley, king harvest, oasis, the cure, led zeppelin, fats domino, dresden dolls, black eyed peas, le tigre, ben folds, white stripes, ozma, the doors, madonna, david bowie, alanis morisette, tilly and the wall, shania twain, wallflowers, raveonettes, belle and sebastien, spoon, abba, blur, b.j. thomas, mungo jerry, motion city soundtrack, tom petty, interpol, something corporate, death cab for cutie, bad company, beck, reggie and the full effect, black rebel motorcycle club, incubus, chemical brothers, elliott smith, ugly kid joe, jay-z, mike jones, the carrs, collective soul, damien rice, the faint, R.E.M., simon and garfunkle, steelers wheel, david banner, missy elliott, kanye west, the verve, N.E.R.D.,gwen stefani, beatles, decemberists, billy joel, blind melon, von bondies, weezer, elvis, dismemberment plan, early november, sublime, saves the day, mariah carey, taking back sunday, blur, metric

Movies:

donnie darko, my girl, breakfast club, closer, big fish, mean girls, heavyweights, death to smoochy, chocolat, y tu mama tambien, lock stock and two smoking barrels, mallrats, amelie, simon birch

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Degrassi, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs

Books:

angelas ashes, of mice and men, catcher in the rye, to kill a mockingbird

Heroes:

chris damm

My Blog

Karen Holbrook is a theif, a liar, and a crook

i'm going to sue the fucking pants off that bitch.  one day, i woke up and it was quite cold. i read an email FROM karen holbrook saying that if the weather got too bad, and there was no heat in ...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

a steak for each fox

after watching that cartoon, i would love to give each fox a big, juicy steak.  then take that fox on a walk.  i wish life was more like a cartoon.  i'm excited for fall, and winte...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

why cant i be what you need

Been thinking about you, your records are here, your eyes are on my wall, your teeth are over there. But I'm still no one, and you're now a star, what do you care? i am invisible.  i am no one.ho...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:14:00 PST

everytime you close your eyes...

...lies, lies!  do i trust anyone?  hmmmmm  yeah i dont know whats been up with me lately? i've been pretty down about my overall appearance, like really down. i either over eat, or do...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

april fools day

heh heh heh april fool's day was sooo mischevious.  I cant believe me and andrea bought a lemon meranguie pie and pied someone in the face like in the cartoons.  when my father overheard thi...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST

total eclipse.... of the sun?

rumor has it there's a solar eclipse tommorow?  luckily that put a tune in my head... and i need you now tonight and i need you more than ever and if you'll only hold me tight we'll be ...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST

we must run, we must run, we must run

How did she get this way? How did she get this way? Through tryin' to hide it.What does it take to say,What does it take to sayShe's dying yeah so in case some of you havent noticed i am super depres...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

here comes peter cottontail...

...hoppin down the bunny trail hippity hoppity easter's on its way heh heh heh i remember when i was a little girl dancing ballet to this song with my sister. i kept knocking off her bunny ears in a m...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

at least we didnt get lost: andrea bush edition

so i had an enjoyable weekend with my favorite andrea bush :) sure it was only for half a day, but it was sooo worth it.  it just makes me soo excited to be home for the summer.  it bro...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST

at least this isnt happening

at least this week is beginning to turn out exactly like last week.  whats so bad about last week you ask?  well it was a moody week and well, it was basically just one giant clusterfuck.&nb...
Posted by ♥Emily♥ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST