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The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain

I'm a glutton for anorexia.

About Me


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I suppose I could be best defined by my loves. I love horror films. I love cheap wine. I love the thrill that comes from shopping at thrift stores and the shame from shopping at Old Navy. I love how any impersonation I do comes out as either stoner or rough-ragged-ghetto. I love that I believe Miller Lite has less calories than Bud Lite because Miller cares more than Anheuser-Busch. I love that I get a rush from karaoke. I love that, at 24, I've discovered a new insane passion for sketch comedy. I love that often, I close one eye just so I can see the world as it would look through a camera. I love that I live at the complete whim of the moment. I love that Diet Mountain Dew has tuned up its taste and that Weight Watchers is attempting to abolish iceberg lettuce. I love Buffy and French films and anything that seems boring but is actually a call to perception. I love that I own a hammer. I love anyone who understands the humor and courage of self-deprication. I love that I come from a town that still firmly believes in wallpaper. I love Marlboro Ultra Light 100's. I love the special kind of sell-out-edness that comes from owning albums by Bree Sharp and Heather Nova. I love ties. I love that Red Bull has done something no other beverage has ever accomplished: created a diet drink that tastes just like the regular. I love that the only good actor-turned-directors work in porn. I love that we live in a world where Lisa Loeb gets a second chance.

My Interests

I bedazzled my own shoes. That's pretty interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else spawned by hippie idealism and cheap wine.
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And definitely anyone who loves this as much as I.

Music:

Fiona Apple, Liz Phair, Elastica, Lou Reed, Alanis Morissette, Imogen Heap, Metric, Komeda, Placebo, Harvey Danger, Joni Mitchell, Lou Reed (both with and without the Underground), Franz Ferdinand, Beautiful Garbage, James, Blur, Cornershop, Imperial Teen, The Ravonettes, Aimee Mann's early shit, Suzanne Vega in her 99.9 degrees period, Velocity Girl, Wilco, Zack Attack, PJ Harvey, Broken Social Scene, a little bit of Rilo Kiley, NERD, The Cardigans, and that Buffalo Tom song that played during My So-Called Life when Angela crossed the street to Jordan Catalano, leaving poor Brian Krackow standing alone with his bike.

Movies:

Nashville, The Hills Have Eyes, Magnolia, 28 Days Later, Scream, Road to Perdition, Election, The Rules of Attraction, Dogville, Blow-Up, Amarcord, La Rupture, A Very Long Engagement, Pep Squad, La Dolce Vida, and a shitload of other films you've probably never seen.
On an unrelated note, my roommate just walked in and wanted everyone to know that she's seen me in my underwear and I have a really nice package.

Television:

Episodic television has a hold on me like no other. Namely, Buffy, The Biggest Loser, Roseanne, The Cosby Show, M*A*S*H, King of the Hill, Cheers, and any show that brings in a wacky sister character to beef up the last few seasons....
I'm looking at you, Amy Yasbeck.

Books:

Kill your books, and watch some TV.

My Blog

One of You

The expectation, the want, and the cliche,who knew I'd give in to all three so soon?Silly homo bouncing from one love to another.Fuck, I guess I'm one of you.I know you're somewhere here under the she...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

Never Gonna Change My Mind

We can wake up in the morning.You can roll over and kiss me good-day.We can talk and laugh for hours,but I've made my mind up already.We can go and take in a movie.You can get it and work me into a sw...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

Getting Off

Rusty pipes poorly cut lines. Who am I to have ever judged you? Dirty darts, city full of marks. Who am I to have ever loved you? Getting off and getting you off has never been easy. Oh, oh, I know f...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

Leave Me

I'm sending eighteen months back. No clever catchphrases. No transparent metaphor. Take them.  I don't want them back. Find a good home. Find an ashtray. The new one-love-of-my-life deserves bett...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

Just a couple of oldies but goodies

"City Life" The Citylooks prettier on TV.Skylinesare best viewed on my screen,but I'm crashing withsome friends downtownI know are connectedto the mob somehow.We'll be up all nightdrinking and singing...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

New York Boys......or so I assume them

She said, "There'll be another Friday in seven days. Would it kill you to wait?" If she knew anything of immediacy, then she'd know something of me. The daffodils are digging into my skin. New York b...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

Farther From You

Waking up next to you in bed. Your eyes open, but you're half-dead. The possibility has become an instead, and I've never quite feltSo far from you. I've never been farther from you.You thought I turn...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

Fens

"Fens"So, where do you wanna go?It's two AM, we can't go home.Stumbling through the streetsuntil the dawn.Heading for the overpass,somewhere near the stadiumwhere none of the coolest kids go.Grab my h...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:21:00 PST

Remedy

"Remedy" Something borrowed. Something blue. Something coked up and way too cute. Dirty denim and dirty barebacking. Cheating spouses and imported disease. I still dream of Remedy. Something old. S...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST

AKA 1989

"AKA 1989" The sight of a man in uniform takes me back to the second grade. I never once said no, but I didn't throw my ass into him as agreeably. Somehow he found his way to the top. The fr...
Posted by The Jesus and Mary and Joseph Chain on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST