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Jesse

If you learn nothing else from me... PAY YOUR TRAFFIC TICKETS!!!

About Me

I am a little bit of an eccentric. I walk around bare foot whenever socially acceptable (and some times when it's not). I make my own cheese and wine. I am a complete "tea snob." I can pick objects up with my toes. I own over one hundred bottles of hot sauce. I am a proud member of a political party that most Americans have never heard of. I make juice out of grass. I own the world’s only "ninja puppy." I feel a strong connection to The Hulk, Shrek and other large, green, well intentioned, not necessarily too bright, creatures.Frank Sinatra once said, "You gatta' love livin' baby, 'cause dien' is a pain in the ass." He was right. If you don't have a certain zest for life, a certain joie de vivre, then what's it all worth? Nothing. So get out there and buy a round of drinks for a crowded pub, give a waitress your phone number, wake up on a beach not knowing how you got there, read a book written by a dead guy, play Frisbee in a big open field, jump in puddles like a six year old, live life to the fullest "... drink like Gleason, dress like Bogart, fight like Hemingway, and love like Jack Kennedy. Good luck and as Frank used to say, "Here’s to the confusion of our enemies!""
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My Interests

adventure, food, freedom, hiking, nature, politics, alcohol, cooking, tea, people

I'd like to meet:

pretty much everyone, people fascinate me.

Music:

I listen to mostly everything.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Stewie Griffin-The Untold Story, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Snatch, The Godfather, Chicago, both Shrek movies, Freaks, Momento, Fight Club, Goodfellas

Television:

If it aint Discovery, History or Food, it'd better be Familly Guy

Books:

The Bible, Harry Potter Series, A Voice Crying in the Wilderness, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, anything by Tolkien

Heroes:

As cheesey as this sounds - my dad tops the list. He is one of the only really good men I know. If I am ever half the man that he is, I will have lived one amazing life. Otherwise, I like to think there is goodness and kindness in everyone and that a hero can come from anyone, at any time. Yes... I am a pathetic sap.

My Blog

I am paul

I am Paul. I am the self-righteous prince of sinners. I am blinded by my ambition, and scales form on my eyes. I hide in the shadow of Peter, hoping the crimes of my past will attach themselves to tho...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

den of vipers

Forgive the length of this, but it might be worth a moment of your time.just so you know, this isn't finished. anything with * I have studies or whatever else for, but they are not listed, and anythin...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

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I am, admittedly, a religious/spiritual/suppersticious person. I worship in Christian church, I lead a personal spirital lifestyle that falls somewhere between Christianity, toaism and paganism, and I...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST