Interests are like seagulls: they thrive on garbage, sometimes they crap on your head, and eventually you end up shooting a few. Ok, so they really aren't like seagulls.
someone who rocked as hard as I do.
In a world without music, think of all the extra brass we would have for making stuff.
I like movies. I like standy stills too, but I like movies more.
When it's dark out, a television is like a remote controlled light switch.
Books are like movies, but without Tom Selleck or his mustache.
The Brady Bunch. They really knew how to walk down a flight of stairs in unison.