Stuipd Raccoon |
I thought they were noctnurnal. I found this in my nieghborhood.
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Posted by Daryl on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST |
OMGZ EVERYONE DON'T BUY GAS ON MAY 15TH LOLZ |
I can't believe this.Facebook's and MySpace's servers are being bogged down with your inane petitions, groups, events and bulletins attempting to get everyone to not purchase gas on May 15th. Th...
Posted by Daryl on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST |
The road to victory. Oh yes. |
This was a fun tournament ;)The first table is me, Gray, Sam and Robert. Robert and Sam are relatively new players while Gray and I are "experienced pros."Gray and I were looking to set so...
Posted by Daryl on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST |
P-Menstrual-Syndrome |
Over the past year, I have found that a great number of the female population in America goes through something called PMS. This is where they throw all reason out the door and let their emoti...
Posted by Daryl on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST |
Stop Trying to be Artistic. You're killing people. |
Lately, people on "the good ole 'net" have been attempting to be artistic. At least 99.9% of these people are failing. Failing miserably. Are you trying to really impress all of your friends...
Posted by Daryl on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:30:00 PST |
Shy Guys: Sweet Cuties or Serial Rapists? |
Reserved. "Cute." Mysterious. Beware, ladies. There is a song on the new Skillet CD that is sung from the view of one of these deplorable individuals. The opening t...
Posted by Daryl on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST |
I am making a MySpace Music |
I'm thinking about starting a MySpace Music. Yes, that's right. Quit your job, drop out of school, cancel the family vacation.I'll be singing all of those #1 hits which don't quite sound r...
Posted by Daryl on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST |
Operation: Telemarketer |
I found this document which I created when I was 17 and was really having fun talking to telemarketers. Enjoy. These are all real and I typed them up exactly as they happened. I did...
Posted by Daryl on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:27:00 PST |
