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Lauren

About Me



It's only about once in a lifetime that anything sensational ever happens to one, and when it does, you don't want people taking all the color out of it. I remember at school having to read that stuff where that chap, Othello, tells the girl what a hell of a time he'd been having among the cannibals and what not. Well, imagine his feelings if, after he had described some particularly sticky passage with a cannibal chief and was waiting for the awestruck "Oh-h! Not really?", she had said that the whole thing had no doubt been greatly exaggerated and that the man had probably really been a prominent local vegetarian.

My Blog

it's almost five in the morning...

and I've done nothing but smoke and tool around on the internet since I got home around midnight. I need a man. Or a hobby.  Perhaps wood carving?the Harry Potter movies are DAMN LONG.  Just an observ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:00:00 GMT

IF HUGH LAURIE AND I HAD A CHILD...

Maybe it would grow up looking like this:   Me plus Clive Owen:   Me plus Cate Blanchett:   Me plus Grace Kelly:   Tupac Shakur and I would make a nice-looking person:   ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Haunted by Croissants: A Cautionary Tale

So, imagine this. I'm waking up around one or two in the afternoon, getting ready to leave for work at four, and I come downstairs. My mother, god bless her, has brought me lunch, a turkey-and-cheddar...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:10:00 GMT

you think youre hot snot on a silver platter

but really you're just a cold booger on a paper plate
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:51:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:43:00 GMT

sometimes i just really wish

i had a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Soundtrack of My Life?

  ok, i stole this from katie.... i'm a sucker for anything to do with iPods nowadays. So heres how it works, open your choice of music player [itunes, for example] and put it on shuffle. Press p...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:04:00 GMT