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About Me

chaos, tired, artist, long distance thinker, malcontent, Colombian, two faceted: quiet-loud, sincere-fake, in shape-fat vest, liberal-Stalin, religious-Rasta, loving many women-Mormon, jealous-Catholic.

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if God invented EVERYTHING then did S(H)E invent bad words. if so, that could be a serious selling point to the youth.

My Blog

(Diary of an ipod) during a marathon

I ran a marathon on Sunday. i was wearing an ipod. this is a diary of our run together. ('this is what I was thinking while I ran/listened.') Mile 1-5 Podcast "Creative Screenwriting" Aaron Sorkin ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:42:00 GMT

Radical Islam

Radical Islam is used to describe a type of Islam that encourages hate, suicide, and hiding the face (and ankles...come on guys) of women. Radical? Hardly. Radical Islam would be bikini car washes, po...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT

jocks are cred

bands like fall out boy and panic at the disco have changed society.    no longer are nerds nerds. nerds are now cool therefore they are jocks aka the popular guys. so actually with jocks b...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:39:00 GMT

Weinus

As defined by it's inventer, the  Alissa. "The x factor. That certain je ne sais quo. u get it. you are comfortable enough with yourself to be a nerd. you extract the humor from every situation. ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:25:00 GMT

They ate it

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167- alien_monster-0 
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Gangsta Temping

here i go, temping again. i think i am working at an accounting agency? is that what this is? the phone rings, i answer it   -"good after noon PDQ Feldman, LLP" -"yes can you please transfer me ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:50:00 GMT

Donnell Rawlings -EMT

It was a summer day in 2005. We were filming 'CarBabes' and it was sunset after a long, sweltering 12 hours at Moore Buick in Los Gatos. Donnell hosted a BBQ for the crew in the dirt lot behind the de...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:06:00 GMT

crazy high

so i was sitting on my couch and i was watching tv and i realized i had imagined michael jordan and kevin bacon in a Hanes underwear commercial and they were shooting baskets with underwear and i was ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Sitting next to Jon Cook

Sitting with Jon CookThis story is dedicated to the memory of Jon CookI was sitting on a park bench the other day, I was sitting on my jacket because the bench was wet. I didn't mind the cold on my ar...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:04:00 GMT

Big Pimpin'

http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/25/magazines/fortune/charity2.f ortune/index.htm
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:17:00 GMT