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About Me

I am happily married, a horrible speller, a good friend if you deserve it, sarcastic, cynical, and yet peace-loving, the worst buddhist you'll ever meet, getting older every day and dying (so are you). I love my husband, the theater, movies, television, music, [adult swim], my dogs (Einstein and Tennessee Williams) and laughing. I hate Blue Collar TV, the government (peacefully, you FBI freaks, don't add this to my file!), people who choose to be ignorant, discrimination, when little kids get hurt or sad, people who believe they know everything, hypocrites.

My Interests

theater, movies, music, [adultswim], other people's lives, writing and painting

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I'm ALL brained bitches!

You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

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You're 60% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

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Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is an incubator for good ideas, it just takes a while for them to develop. But when you think of something, watch out! Your thoughts tend to be huge, and they come on quickly - like an explosion. You tend to be quiet around others, unless you're inspired by your next big idea. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?Rarely Cynical or Jaded? I think this test needs more parameters.

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
.. You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes


67%

Posion


60%

Cut Throat


47%

Suicide


47%

Bomb


40%

Eaten


40%

Gunshot


40%

Stabbed


33%

Suffocated


33%

Disease


33%

Accident


27%

Disappear


20%

Drowning


20%
How Will You Die??
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You Were a Wolf
You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life. Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? I HATE pink. I want to spank it.
You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


100%

Green


100%

Democrat


100%

Socialist


100%

Communism


67%

Republican


0%

Nazi


0%

Fascism


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
You Are Psyche!
Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well! What Goddess Are You?
Your Birthdate: August 27
You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.
You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.

Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone

Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge

Your power color: Cobalt blue

Your power symbol: Dove

Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Kirk Cameron Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
You Are Trinity
"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again." What Superheroine Are You?
.. You scored as Idealist. Idealism centers around the belief that we are moving towards something greater. An odd mix of evolutionist and spiritualist, you see the divine within ourselves, waiting to emerge over time. Many religious traditions express how the divine spirit lost its identity, thus creating our world of turmoil, but in time it will find itself and all things will again become one.

Idealist


81%

Postmodernist


81%

Cultural Creative


75%

Existentialist


56%

Romanticist


50%

Fundamentalist


44%

Modernist


44%

Materialist


31%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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I'd like to meet:

intelligent people who are interested in verbal sparring, sharing pissed off rants, or talking about intrests we may have in commonOh! And Paulo Coehlo

Music:

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Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~

Anarchy in the UK By;Sex pistols
Your all about anarchy and the riot scene...good for you!! Punks truely do rock and obviously your not a poser if you like the most incediary punk band in the world!!

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Movies:

Where to begin? The classics? Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Phillidelphia Story, The Maltese Falcon, The Night of the Blue Iguana, Vertigo, The Last Picture Show, Rebel without a Cause etc... More recent? American History X, Memento, City of God, Sex and Lucia, Life is Beautiful, Friday, Big Daddy, Seven Years in Tibet, Run Lola Run, Half-Baked, Star Wars, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Four Bedrooms, Crash, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fifth of July, South Park: Bigger..., Scar Face, The Godfather Trilogy, Schindler's List, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, The Deer Hunter (movies that depict the horror of war in general), The Family Stone and so, so many more...
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

What Classic Movie Are You?
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You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet.

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Television:

Gilmore Girls, 24, The Boondocks, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Avatar, American Dad, Sea Lab 2021, CSI, Without a Trace, Medium, that show about 'little people' on TLC, Shalom in the Home (I LOVE Jewish culture), and Dr. Phil (he's funny).

Books:

Crime and Punishment, The Poetics, The Illiad, Beowolf, Sons and Lovers, The Trial and Death of Socrates, Walden, Civil Disobedience, A Passage to India, Shop Girl, The Bluest Eyes, Beloved, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1984, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, Shakespeare (except the histories and not technically a book), The Bell Jar, Catcher in the Rye, On the Road, The Awakening, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, The Sun Also Rises, One Day in the Life of Ivan Dynosovitch, Brave New World, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Farenheit 451, Siddhartha, Dead Souls, Lolita, Ender's Game, Three Lives, Stiff:The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, The Opposite of Fate, Love Medicine, The Alchemist, Annie John, A Thousand Acres, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Pilgrimage, Eleven Minutes, The Valkyries, The Fifth Mountain, Veronika Decides to Die, Warrior of the Light, Fortress of Solitude, Plays: Anything by: Tennessee Williams, Lanford Wilson, Edward Albee, Charles Busch, Moliere, Paula Vogel, Niki Silver Which Dead Author Are You?
You are...Mark Twain You believe in the healing power of humor that can bring a diverse people together. Recognize that some matters are not funny, and must be dealt with in a serious manner. You are highly aware of the duality of human beings and political matters, but you prefer to just shrug at all those who have the arrogance to change the world. You just go with the flow as if you were on the Mississippi. Be careful to realize that while the world needs satirists, it also needs heroes. You probably have a couple of unhealthy addictions and are under no illusions that you will change. An avid procrastinator, make sure you dont put off for tomorrow what must be done today. Cowardice is your protection from the world, and while it keeps you happy and in good spirits, it might also keep you from some real adventure. When you fall in love, you love in a friendly private way, but make sure that your personality is not so big that it overshadows your mate. A lover of science and the future, sometimes those in the present misunderstand your good nature and humor to be mockery. Dont laugh at them too much.
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Heroes:

My dad, my husband, Ruthie, Oliver, my friends, Jesus, Buddha, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paulo Coelho, Leo Tolstoy, Tennessee Williams, Jon Stewart and others...

My Blog

Corpus Christi

I finally got the opportunity to sit down and watch a full production of Unhinged's Corpus Christi at the preview on Thursday night.  It was so powerful.  I cried.  And when I say cried...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Friendship: An Exploration

What is the definition of a friend?  Oxford describes the main, noun definition of a friend as thus: 'One joined to another in mutual benevolence and intimacy.'  Therefore, it would seem ill...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

Where in the Bible does it talk about cigarettes?

So, I'm standing outside trying to enjoy my cigarette break when a man walks up to me, Bible in hand, and begins to tell me how Jesus can help me stop hating myself and then I'll quit smoking.  N...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

Let the Mother Fucker BURN!!!

WOW! I can't believe it's been since October when I last posted.  Well, for those of you who don't know what's been keeping me away, I run a theatre company now.  I'm the Artistic Director f...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Do I really want to be like them?

Okay, so one of my guilty pleasures got me thinking; as guilty pleasures often will.  I'm listening to Good Charlotte's 'The Anthem' *shame* and I'm bopping my head up and down to the beat when i...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

The half-life of alcohol and the Rotel Dog

I got back from vacation earlier this week and am still recovering.  How long can alcohol possibly stay in your system?We had a great time tubeing down the Frio River in Concan, Texas.  The ...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

just an update...you will not be entertained

So here's what has been going on in the Heimbaugh-Kovalcik household as of late. Justin has started graduate school at UNT's distance-ed program. He's working toward earning his MLIS or Masters of ...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST

I'm an eNFj! Just like Johnny Depp *sigh*

The Portrait of the Teacher Idealist (eNFj) The Idealists called Teachers are abstrac...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

Coming Soon... JKH back in the Heights!

That's right.  Our good deed for the millennium is winding to a close.  J & I will be moving back to the Heights on Aug.3.  I cannot wait to be back in town.  This suburb shit ...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

Where dat bitch bin at?

Okay, first of all, don't end a sentence with a preposition.  Now in answer to the question let me tell you I have been Hell battleing demons and Republicans.  We had a decisive victory yest...
Posted by Frywadmaster on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST