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Rebel Without Applauseâ„¢

the1andonlyryanb

About Me

I'm more Rad than Cru Jones. Obscure music and movie quotes/references are common in my daily speak. Speaking of, I am quite garrulous. An oddball, hyperactive and smart as a motherfucker. I have a big vocabulary and I like to use it. I'm probably a dick, unless you are cute...in which case I'll let some shit slide. I love sports of all kinds and will watch ANY sport on TV. I'm not afraid to be wrong or to try anything new. If you aren't funny or like to have a good time, chances are we aren't going to coexist. I'm also into cars and broads. I use hackneyed phrases that are about a generation too old, but I don't give a fuck what you think about that. Spelling and grammar are pet peeves of mine. Friends are important, but the more you have the less important they each become. I'm left-handed and not artistic or musically inclined, maybe thats why I'm 8 shades of fucked up?!?Some people have complained that my page needs a little "maturing" so I'll see what I can do.I'm a recent graduate of The University of North Texas with a General Studies degree. I'd like a job with some sports team or in radio or TV. I like to cook, can't swim well and I think I wanna get back into acting. Once I get a more stable lifestyle you'll hear all about it. I recently got some darts for Christmas, so I'll probably join a dart league. I like to golf but like most n00bs I'm not that good at it.

My Interests

Attention ladies: I fuck on my day off....and I'm unemployedbestplayerhere.com and dfwstangs.net

I'd like to meet:

The interworkings of my friend Brent, reflecting on other classmates in his college History class: "StngTurd (12:17:13 PM): the one sitting through the entire class with her asshole peek-a-boo'ing at me needs to feel the momentum of a fatman "
Create your own friendquiz hereAlso, any decent looking chick who would seriously meet me off Myspace and then come over here to give me a sloppy pornstar blowjob please send me a message and a friend request.

Music:

I hear it on the radio. Most of it sucks so I pop in a Rush CD or some Alice in Chains. A little GnR never hurt anyone either. A sample:

Movies:

Snuff films, interracial pr0n, Disney.

Books:

Like anyone gives a shit what type of books I read. Most people on myspace don't read anyway. I could be really into Hemingway or Shakespeare and no one would ever give a shit. THIS SECTION SUCKS. It proves the downward spiral of illiteracy our country is moving towards.

Heroes:

My brother, my family.