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johanna

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

seriously

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my next employer. oh, and someone with some bright ass ideas.

My Blog

Paul

So its 4 am on a Sunday/Monday and I can't sleep. I'll admit that this is partially due to the fact that I had a redbull around midnight, but I also can't stop thinking about Paul Newman. I'm just s...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:09:00 GMT

i ain't got no job, i ain't got no money!

and what? seriously what? i ain't got no job. i ain't got no money, but the world is still my fucking oyster, and i fucking seriously wish that werent the truth. i know i'm not a genius, but i'm st...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:01:00 GMT

i'm so tired

i'm so fucking tired. i am so fucking tired of all of this. i am so fucking tired, i'll give goddamn goodyear a run for their money, i swear it.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:27:00 GMT

suicide its a suicide be ya badaba

i swear if i have not committed suicide this week i probably never will.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:08:00 GMT

Fuck all you ho's

Notorious B.I.G. had it all right dude. Putting fivekarats in my baby girl's ears. That shits hot, man. all i really want are some fucking shoes and a clean MRI. Right about now it seems I may need s...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:15:00 GMT

dirty little secret - Update

1:08am - Just saw Jay Leno's musical guest for the evening...Somehow the All American Rejects have become quite poignant to my liferight now. Who would have ever thought they could have more of an eff...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:00:00 GMT

cigarrettes kill

i wish i were sober enough to spell cigarettes right now. but in any case they kill. don't smoke them if you already don't.
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:12:00 GMT

"everything's better with bunnies"

I love that quote. I made it up, i should. unfortunately i get more of a kick out of the things i say than most people do, but that's because I'm the only one who gets the deeper meaning. If everyon...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 20:12:00 GMT

FYI - The list of things I don't like

Perhaps I will eventually turn this into an ongoing website. I think that because i am probably the most negative person with more opinions about how awful the world is than a left wing democratic mee...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:52:00 GMT

I am a bored girl.

Annoying name your mom calls you: It's only annoying when she uses both my names. "Johanna Alane" Birthplace: Miami Where do you live now: L fucking A Favorite color: Black  One thing you...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:42:00 GMT