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***MONKEY***

HONDAS ARE LIKE TAMPONS....EVERY PUSSY HAS ONE

About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: sept.5 1979
Birthplace: delaware
Current Location: monkton
Eye Color: blue green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: dr.martens
Your Weakness: chinese food, damn you kim wah
Your Fears: not making an impact
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a house and get married
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: well hello hello
Your Best Physical Feature: arms
Your Bedtime: when its time its time
Your Most Missed Memory: getting in to trouble without repercussions
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: kim wah
Single or Group Dates: doesnt matter they both end the same :)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: caffeine is for the weak
Do you Smoke: at the bar
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: if that is what you can call it
Do you Shower Daily: possibly, wanna join me?
Have you Been in Love: current
Do you want to go to College: been there done that not for me
Do you want to get Married: sept 23, 2006
Do you belive in yourself: absolutly
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on how many drinks you've had
Are you a Health Freak: not right now
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uhhhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: yes, you cant win them all
Ever Shoplifted: yes as a young pup
How do you want to Die: wise and respected
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not going to grow up already have aggod career
What country would you most like to Visit: fiji
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2-5'9
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: many
Number of CDs I own: not that many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Interests

enjoy smoking cigars,working out. the two go hand in hand dont they. i like to get in the truck and just go.

I'd like to meet:

myself in 20 years. anybody interesting
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Movies:

i have a collection of about 300 dvds. favorites are scarface, goodfellas, casino, all lethal weapons and die hards, could keep on going but why?

Television:

simpsons, ultimate fighting, anything to pull me away from reality

Books:

not much of a reader. however the last books i read were The Art of War by Sun Tzu and Tao Teh Ching by Lao Tzu.

Heroes:

dont really have any true heroes. however i do respect all the troops overseas protecting our freedoms- thanks guys.

My Blog

R.I.P. my friend

Those of you who know me, also know Duke. He was my long time dog and best friend. I lost him today to a battle of cancer and renal failure he was almost 13. I know a lot of you guys have fond memorie...
Posted by ***MONKEY*** on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

mitchisms

My manager told me, "Mitch, don't use alcohol as a crutch." I can't use alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely fucks up the way I walk. It's more lik...
Posted by ***MONKEY*** on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

top 30 chuck norris facts

Top 30 Chuck Norris facts. 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundho...
Posted by ***MONKEY*** on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:41:00 PST