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Notch Johnson

I'm just a figment of your schizophrenia

About Me

I am a simple man. I like collecting postage stamps and stool samples. I teach children how to improperly use fire-arms and how to grease the stairs at the old folks homes. I also have a patent on the disolvable condom. So go ahead and create what I degenerate... its a vicious cycle...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

plum fucking midgets

I'd like to meet:

the aliens that implanted "intelligence" into the human gene.

Music:

i hate everything about music... end of story

Movies:

Any movie with Marky Mark in it

Television:

Red Shoe Diaries (softcore cable porn... 11:30 Fri. Showcase) and thats why Fridays are my personal reflection time.

Heroes:

Fidel Castro, Charles Manson, and Vlad The Impailer

My Blog

False Friend Blues

I thought you would be loyal I thought you were my friend Boy you should know my trust is No easy thing to mend   You two timing mother fucker My back you went behind And with your greasy fingers...
Posted by Notch Johnson on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

completeXcontrol

so.... ever since summer has started I've been on a binge of drinking and smoking the sweet, sweet mary jane. But I find myself with a repeating agenda: -Wake up after noon (unless i have to work, in ...
Posted by Notch Johnson on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST

I'll Burn Your House Down

I don't even care if you are in it. It's in flames and thats all there is to it...       ... bring on the inferno
Posted by Notch Johnson on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:03:00 PST