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M.R.MALKIO

Don't play me play lotto you have a better chance of winning

About Me

Ok so I'm a Business savvy, fun, energetic, quite sexually educated, friendly, generous, kind, ambitious, intelligent, sweet, comical, sarcastic person with about 34 ounces of cockiness( does it sound like I am tooting my own horn here?). People say I am come off conceited, well I am not nor am I narcissistic far from it though I do like to look good and I dress for me not for you, sorry if my immense Brooks brothers, and Ralph Lauren wardrobe I don't dress to appease you I don't like to follow trends but setting them is fun and I stopped wearing Ed Hardy when everyone else started.I'd like to think that I am a pretty fun person I am confident that i can get you to smile or laugh at least once, though that should reciprocate but if you bore me I will fall asleep.One of my favorite things to do is play pool I am told that I am always on the go No im not a thug type so if thats what you are looking for go hit the browse button again. I am about 83% pretty boy and really random so I diagnosed my self with ADHD. I like fucking with people and especially old people, I get a kick from jumping out and scaring the shit out of people
...I speak a few languages English, bad English, Italian, Spanish and Patois. I am working on learning mandarin Chinese, French, and Portuguese then I think I will be done.Oh yeah well the name is Malkio, like I said I am business savvy. I have a clothing company called Malkio Clothing Society that I have slacked on for a while but it is not dead, but its not easy to do I am just working on alot of things behind the scenes as well as other ventures. Another thing i do is my Destination management/ promotion/ entertainment company its called The Malkio Entertainment Group, I work with my brother doing urban publishing and other brothers from another mother doing some music production.
I guess I am a one stop shop so if you want a crazy party, greeting cards, a beat for your your album and then the album release concert/party or a new wardrobe get at me. but have your paper right .
Other than that I am originally from NEW YORK (must be capped) but I have been here in n.j. long enough to the point in which I should just say I am from here..........(uh no I shouldnt) I shall always rep the initials of Nada Yizzle. But as of right now I am in ATLANTIC CITY, south Jersey it isnt that bad.
I think i covered everything but hey I like questions so ask awayHit me on any instant Messenger ..the screen name is either MRMALKIO or Mr.Malkio..
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My Interests

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Music:

Every thing but country sorry no hounky tounk for me
Lets See...
BALTIMORE CLUB MUSIC!!!!!
Panic at the Disco
hova
kanye
rkelly
3doors down
switchfoot
lil john and them otha loud ass muthafuckas
all that other rap shit....
luxury Edition( whats The deal Rudy Solo)
The Kouncil
why am i still typing
you don't really care
do you....nope
i did'nt think so

Television:

I DON'T WATCH TV

Heroes:

You know that guy,.... with the thing.......he's always at that place... don't play stupid you know who i am talking about.

My Blog

The poem of an IDIOT OR poem of a Genius

OK so this is a Poem written by some other dude on craigslist that was posted in a personal. NO I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!!! nor do i know this fool BUT!! i will admit that i am the asshole criticizing h...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:56:00 PST

The title of the song is UMMA DO ME(rant)

SOMEONE ACTUALLY RETYPED THE WORD UMMA AND USED IT IN SERIOUSNESS. umma = ooooma it is not the same as imma (whch is still not a word)umma do me is not a real word the whole phrase sounds like an afri...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:44:00 PST

Yo Can you HOOK Me UP?

Yo can u hook me up?.....hell the fuck no!  I am quite sure that we've all heard this question in some form or another, and a lot of us probably asked it.   I don't understand what makes ...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

Craving Sex

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON MY FRIEND'S LIST TO COMMENT SO IF YOU CAN READ YOU CAN COMMENT!!Ok so when one craves sex, what exactly or what part of it are they craving? Depending on how you look at this ...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

UNCONDITOIN LOVE

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON MY FRIEND'S LIST TO COMMENT SO IF YOU CAN READ YOU CAN COMMENT!! This stimmed as a reply to a comment that i got on my "what if i get fat" blog and it became its on blog and t...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Honey What if i get fat.....DON'T

    As it goes if you your significant other ask you "would you still like me if I get fat, cut my air, get a tattoo on my face etc.?"     If you say yeah of course then you ar...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

From the Hiatus

I apologize to my many subscribers for the long Hiatus of not writing blogs. i have intensly busy though now i have just aquired some free time from one of my jobs. though when i had some time i would...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Are you fucking serious only me only me.

Ok so on Friday night or Saturday morning around 3:30 in the am after leaving the all white party at game on I get pulled over for speeding 76 in a 50 &I was really doing about 110 but some other spee...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

What the fuck is a "Masters in Library Science" (rant)

I read this in one of the listings in the jobs section of the Press of Atlantic city."LIBRARIANS: The Atlantic City Free Public Library is seeking an Adult Services Librarian & a Youth Services Li...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

Fuck your EXtreme Marketing (ultimateRant)

Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it.I was in a gas station the other day doing my part to fight terrorism by filling my sedan with regular unleaded, when I decided to go inside and get a snack . ...
Posted by M.R.MALKIO on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST