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Jessica

Who I am is who I want to be

About Me

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Well my name is Jessica Dale Hammer.. and yes that does put me in the redneck catagory.. I was born in smalltown Gainesville on New Years Eve.. which i think was planned so I could be a tax break.. my dad is a tight ass.. i wouldn't put it past him.. I grew up in Valley fuckin View.. which is really small.. loved and hated it at the same time.. went to school with the same people for 13 years.. I have one brother who is a senior this year.. woop woop.. his name is Drew.. he acts like he hates me but deep down he loves me.. I now live Ft Worth.. which is a hell of a lot better than where i used to.. I work for the railroad as a train dispatcher.. and no I don't wear overalls to work.. thats like the first question people ask me.. I love it down here.. there is soooo much stuff to do.. anyway I love to party and have a good time and I am pretty much up for anything..

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My Interests

Well I love hanging out with all of my friends.. i love going to the lake and floating down rivers.. partying with my girlies.. pretty much anything you can do and drink at the same time i'm in..

I'd like to meet:

well other than the obvious choices like Sally Jesse Rapheal, Wayne Brady, the guy from the Pace Picante Sauce commercials that always says "New York City", Micheal Jacksons baby Blanket, and an actual sluty french maid.. I would have to say I would like to meet someone that likes to go shopping so I wouldn't have to go alone all the time.. Someone who really likes to be lazy so I also wouldn't have to do that alone either.. Someone who loves triva games because I LOVE them and I am full of fun facts.. I also would like to meet a dolphin trainer... preferably with a dolphin so I could pet it.. Some people who I wouldn't like to meet would be people who pronounce Mexico like "MAYICO" I think those people should be shot.. Also Im not big into people who don't drink.. they obviously have shit to hide or something.. saying I don't drink is like saying I hate fun.. I also would not like to meet Dick Cheney.. He's not good with a gun.. and that would scare me

Music:

I love everything but my favorite is country... I am a huge Jason Boland fan, I like Randy Rogers, I like Pat Green(mostly his older stuff) and pretty much you name it and i will like it.. the only music I hate is that like screaming into the mic and just yelling shit, that stuff is plum fucking retarded!!

Movies:

My fav is Fried Green Tomatoes.. but I like lots of movies I like Wedding Crashers, anything with vince vaughn and anything will farrell!! I like super troopers and old school.. anything funny!!!

Television:

i like friends and Desperate Housewives, i love laguna beach... but my favorite would have to be Nip/Tuck!! I freaking love it.. i'm addicted

Books:

Don't really read much i love Cosmo though... i have like every issue from the past 4 years

Heroes:

Gussie Nell Davis.. The inventor of Drill Teams