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BPL

I like a long, deep conversation, the kind you can take all your clothes off and take a warm bath in

About Me

First let me start off by saying, I'm only here to network for my blossoming modeling career! But enough about me, let's hear about you....no? Ok,
I grew up in a strict gospel environment. Loved the sound of blues... and the rest is history.
Growing up I always wanted to be a deer in headlights, and often when I'm caught off guard by crappy raises at work I feel like I've accomplished my dream.
Came here from Michigan, everyone I know lives in Detroit, Chicago, or L.A.
Babies and puppies have always had a soft spot for me; they say that babies and puppies are great judges of character, and who am I to argue with them? "Them" being the people that say it, I've got no problems arguing with a baby or puppy, or flat out yelling and beating them if I have to. One time this baby wouldn't quit barking so I grabbed him by his hind legs and held him upside down by the fish tank and threatened to dunk him...or was it a puppy wouldn't quit crying...? I don't know I always get those two stories confused, anyway, babies and puppies like me, and I guess that's what makes me a good person.
I like chicks that buy drinks, don't live on MTV, get sarcasm, have an imagination, and can get drunk off an odd sense of humor.
If you have a college education and consistantly misuse "you're" and "your," then I'm convinced you cheated your way through school ever since 1st grade. The occasional mistake is forgivable, but damn.
My disklikes: Kangaroos, why don't you build something? Squirrels, get a job; Penguins, quit getting eaten, you don't see me getting eaten.

My Interests


I'm a born dancer, that's what I was put on this earth to do...dance and make babies.
I like watching clouds form on the doppler radar; kicking kittens (usually with their consent); getting lost in scary cities...alone, on foot...; gettting yelled at by my dad; screaming myself to sleep; and the candy-firework-puppy store.

I'd like to meet:

The guy with the ugly face in the movie "Mask" starring Cher (picture below); I'd really like to hang out with that elephant, even if just for a day (2 pictures below); and Glenn Frey, that guy has done everything, he's done it all (The H is O, video below).
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Music:

I will listen to anything that isn't Hoobistank's "The Reason." Speaking of reasons, for some reason every day on my way home for work I hear "Hotel California" on the radio, coming from different radio stations each time. True story. I always thought it would be cool if everyone in Nickelback died from Lou Gehrig's disease.

Movies:

If its got David Bowie in it, you can bet I'm watching it, own it, or both. I also love terrible movies, bad acting, and awful lines. But I don't really like rated "R" movies. I felt bad because one time I went and saw "Cruel Intentions" in theatres, and there were a bunch of young kids mimicking the behavior of Sabastion, but the worst part of it all was I could "feel" the childhood of these young kids being ripped from them...and it hurt.

Television:

What I DVR in no specific order: Arrested Development (RIP), Scrubs, Lost, Reno 911, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, South Park, and The Office. I despise MTV.

Books:

"Journey to the Center of the Earth and Back: One Dog's Story," "Men Cry Too," "Why Star Wars Would Never Work," "It's Only Gay If You Like It," and "101 Ways to Stare at Your Penis." Oh and the "Divinci Code"! The movie, not the book, never read the book, or seen the movie...but I hear it's FANTASTIC! The book, not the movie.

Heroes:

I respect people who are good people because their parents were and people who are good people because their parents weren't. Robocop has always been pretty cool. But my real "hero" is this puppy:

My Blog

Beat It 1/28/07

I'm not sure at which point it hit me, but sometime between the 7 screaming pre-show mc's fighting for a spot on stage, the "Thriller" dancing trumpet player, or the guitar player playing "B...
Posted by BPL on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

Please Help Me 1/22/07

This question has been eating me alive.  Has Kevin Costner ever been in a movie where he had friends??  And I don't mean "Cheech Marin as his caddy/friend," because technically I think ...
Posted by BPL on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:18:00 PST

Angry owner uses dead puppy as a weapon 8/22/06

This is one of the best things I've ever heard....   ST. PETERS, Mo. - A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeders home and repeatedly hit her on the head with th...
Posted by BPL on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:01:00 PST

Too many Yankees 7/23/06

Was reading an article on local residents' thoughts on downtown Chapel Hill and came across this gem. "There are simply too many rude and obnoxious Yankees in Chapel Hill for my tastes, so after 35 ye...
Posted by BPL on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 05:37:00 PST

Regrets 7/23/06

Immediately after finishing them, microwavable boneless buffalo wings managed to creep it's way in to my top 5 list of life's biggest regrets.
Posted by BPL on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST

The Lost Shirt Story 7/22/06

By popular demand I've been asked to post what happened to me a little while back.  Keep in mind there are a few typos and some of my details are a little hazy.  If there are any p...
Posted by BPL on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

The Benefits of Volunteering 7/1/06

I volunteered as a soccer coach for 12 - 13 year olds this last fall and really enjoyed myself.  Haven't heard much since, but got a couple cards in the mail today that really put a smile on...
Posted by BPL on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

I love these guys!! 6/23/06

I think my favorite part about Milli Vanilli is they were brought in exclusively for their looks and dancing abilities. Music Video Codes By HotGet.comFREE Myspace Profile Spy By .. ...
Posted by BPL on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST

I love terrible tv shows. 6/4/06

So my new favorite tv show is "Falcon Beach."  I thought I'd share two of my favorite scenes. Scene 1, Tanya, Danny, and Jason are lying in the grass.  After talking about climbing a water t...
Posted by BPL on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:59:00 PST

Wow... 6/4/06

Grease 2 is pretty awful.
Posted by BPL on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST