1 ARTIST, THEIR SONGS, 15 ANSWERS
WHICH ARTIST DO U CHOOSE?: Opeth
WHAT'S UR CURRENT LOCATION?: B-town
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER BE?: sweden
WHAT'S YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION?: tour guide
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?: bad
DESCRIBE UR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP?: single
ARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALE?: unfemale
IF UR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE?: how to slowly go insane
PICK A SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU?: deliverance
WHAT'S ONE QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE?: do you want to die right now
HOW WOULD U DESCRIBE YOUR SEXUAL STYLE?: style?
WHO IS UR BESTFRIEND?: Adam Sean BJ Brett Tristan Johnny lex anyone on the spain trip haha
WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU LIKE?: music
WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU ARE SCARED OF?: spiders
HOW WOULD U ADDRESS A HATER?: a bullet to the face
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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 6:11
Name?: James John Joseph Kratzer
Nicknames?: kratzer
Date of birth?: 6/16
Sex?: male
Height?: 5'9.5
Eye color?: blue NOT FUCKING HAZEL HAZEL IS BROWN
Where were you born?: St. Lukes
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 16
Pets?: 1
Hair color?: brown
Piercings?: none i want my ears gagued and my lip done
Town you live in?: B-town
Favorite foods?: Italian
Ever been to Africa?: no
Been toilet papering?: yes it failed
Love someone so much it made you cry?: no
Been in a car accident?: no
Croutons or bacon bits?: only
Favorite day of the week?: thae day i die
Favorite resturant?: olive garden
Favorite flower?: orchid
Favorite sport to watch?: football - hockey
Favorite drink?: your mother
Favorite ice cream flavor?: zebra
Warner Bros. or Disney?: wb
Favorite fast food restuarant?: your mother
Carpet color in your bedroom?: blue
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: 0
Whom did you get your last email from?: ?fuck that?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: guitar center
What do you do most often when you are bored?: flogg the dolphin of street fight
Most annoying thing to say to me?: anything-everything
Bedtime?: when your mom goes to bed
Favorite TV show?: lost in your mother
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: it wasnt really dinner but maggie and krystina
Been out of country?: spain bermuda canada and your mother
Believe in magick?: yes without the "k" please
Ford or Chevy?: both can have my sloppy seconds of your mom
What are you listening to right now?: social distortion and the slurping of your mother
Have you ever failed a grade?: no
If you have, what grade did you fail?: 0th
Do you have a crush on someone?: a hydrolic press
Do you have a bf/gf?: your mother?
If so, what is their name?: your mother
How long have you been together?: since k - 12
What are you wearing right now?: a thong
Would you have sex before marriage?: eh i guess i was all anti that shit till recently so im not 100% sure yet
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: see last crush question
Are you a virgin?: yes
Do you smoke?: yes
Do you drink?: no
Are you ghetto?: fuck that i go through the ghetto blasting opeth
Are you a player?: ive been told
What are your favorite colors?: the color of my eternally back soul so black? i think?
What is your favorite animal?: your mom last night
Do you have any birthmarks?: apparently i just cant see them
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: sean did the other day it want serious he just caught me in teh ribbs and knocked the wind out of me
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: i hate HATE HATE talking on the phone i hope everyone reads this just text me
Have you ever been slapped?: HA yeah
Do you get online a lot?: yes
Are you shy or outgoing?: sometimes both
Do you shower?: ALOT
Do you hate school?: sheer antipathy
Do you have a social life?: yeah
How easily do you trust people?: i dont
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: prolly
Would you ever sky dive?: fuck that
Do you like to dance?: i dont dance
Have you ever been out of state?: yes
Do you like to travel?: yes
Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: lord yes
Are you spoiled?: your mother
Are you a brat?: see above
Have you ever been dumped?: yes
Have you ever gotten high?: your mother
Do you like snapple?: ^
Do you drink a lot of water?: ^
What toothpaste do you use?: ^
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
Do you have a curfew?: not really
Who do you look up to?: taller people
Are you a role model?: ive been told i am
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yeah
What name brand do you wear the most?: urban pipeline
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: nothing
What do you want pierced?: see above like 20 questions
Do you like takin pictures?: very much especially of me and your mother
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: no
Do you have a tan?: ha! i wish
Do you get annoyed easily?: yes
Have you ever started a rumor?: no not a fake one anyway
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: cell phone
Do you have your own pool?: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxer briefs
Do you have any siblings?: 2
Have you ever been played?: probly
Have you ever played anyone?: yes
Do you get along with your parents?: NO
How do you vent your anger?: your mother
Have you ever ran away?: no
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: yes
Do you daydream a lot?: yes
Do you have a lot of ex's?: yes
Do you run your mouth?: ^
What do you want a tattoo of?: the opeth o
What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: your mother
What does your most recent crush look like?: your mother
Whats her/his name?: see above
Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
Are you rude?: most likely
What was the last compliment you recieved?: its as big as my leg
Do you like getting dirty?: a weee bit
Are you flexiable?: kinda
What is your heritage?: europe
What is your lucky number?: 6758
What does your hair look like right now?: poofy jew fro
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no
Describe your looks?: human
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: black
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: not too much one grade max
Would you ever date someone older than you?: yeah
When was the last time you were drunk?: 3/17
How many rings until you answer the phone?: i dont really answer its usually missing or no volume
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
If yes, when was the last time?: suck it
When was the last time you went on a date?: 5/4 i think
Do you look more like your mother or father?: i hope my neighbor GIGIDY GIGIDY
Do you cry a lot?: no
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: we have been over this
Are you the romantic type?: no
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yes
What do you like most about your body?: my ass
What do you like least about your body?: my ass
When did you have your first crush?: kintergarten
When was the last time you threw up?: 3/17
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: doesnt matter
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: NO
What about cleavage?: ... who did i get this survey from
Is your best friend a virgin?: yes
Have you ever fucked someone up?: yes
Have you ever been fucked up?: already asked
What theme does your room have?: fucking ocean NOT MY IDEA my mom controls everyones life
What size show do you wear?: 11
What is your screen name on .. ibanez junkie 67
How are you feeling right now?: kinda sick
When was the last time you were at a party?: 4/24
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: yes
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: ALL THE TIME thats y i hate people my scholl and 99% of people in it go die
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i like metal
What is one of your good qualilties?: i LOVE metal
Would you marry for money?: i dont know
What do you drive?: eventually a buick
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: neither im a failure
So?: wtf?
Well?: ^
When was the last time you cried in school?: i never have?
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: no
What kind of music do you like?: metal
Would you ever bungee jump?: no
What is your worst fear?: closed spaces with spiders
Would you ever join the army?: yes
Do you like cows?: when i am masticating their flesh then YOU BET!
If you were to die today, what would you do?: your mother
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: your mother UHHHh (dies)
Do you like to party?: actually not really its kinds straining i choose not to go to as many perties as im invited ive been to 2 of 8 in the past year
Hearts or broken hearts?: black hearts
Moons or stars?: your mother
Coke or pepsi?: chronic
Favorite scent?: chrocic
Favorite band?: chronic future lol no Opeth In flames Katatonia
Would you ever dye your hair red?: yes
How many languages can you speak?: 1.5
What time are you finishing this?: 6:38
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What metal band are you?
Opeth
You are Opeth! You are very poetic with your lyrics, and your music flows like a waterfall. Your emotions change from angry to sad very quickly. Some people don't like you because you can sound too depressing. You're one of the best metal bands in the world, and you worship your fans!
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You scored as Death Metalist. Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.
Death Metalist
100%
Black Metalist
100%
Power Metalist
100%
Progressive Metalist
100%
Heavy Metal/Old School
100%
Funeral Doom Metalist
100%
Thrash Metalist
87%
Non-Metal
57%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: "kratzer"
Birthday: 6/16/90
Birthplace: bethlehem
Current Location: FUCKING BETHLEHEM
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: CHUCKS
Your Weakness: my wang grapes
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: one made with love! : )
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: bench pressing 200 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omglolbrbjkwtfidkidclmfo
Thoughts First Waking Up: get off of me
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: wen my ass is tired
Your Most Missed Memory: the creation of "the spot" or eating hot peppers with the guys
Pepsi or Coke: does it really fucking matter seriously? Is fucking soda...pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: we have been over this damnit!!! the king
Single or Group Dates: groupe if im dating the whole group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: AGAIN WHAT THEFUCK
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: BLACK coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: o dear god yes
Do you Sing: back up
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: usually not
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: mabye
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: ???what...no?
Do you think you are Attractive: sometinmes i usually am sarcastic about it
Are you a Health Freak: YES
Do you get along with your Parents: NO
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: YES 5
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no &l