About Me
THE INFANTRY...(THE GRUNTS)Underwear are entirely optional at all times.
-You have pooped in the same bag u ate from.
-you put that bag in your ruck, under your sleeping bag.
-you have pooped in a dirt hole more than a bathroom, or a porta potty.
-everytime you poop u tell everyone about it
- you go on mission with your fly undone so u can piss while pulling security.
- you have issues with female athority.
-you have issues with females.
-you have no problem running 5 miles drunk.
-you have no problem maxing a P.T test drunk.
-you have no problem road marching 12 miles drunk.
-you have no problems but drinking problems, and you dont think its a problem at all.
-you would fight for a guy you barely know,as long as he is a grunt.
-you would fight your best friend because you are both
grunts.
-Monday morning pt formation should be taped and sent to the Howard Stern show..
you know some that has done the following-
1.pissed themselves,shit themselves,puked themselves,and in turn done that on other people,and loved it..
2. killed a hadji, and loved it..
3.killed a case of beer,in between C.O.B and last night, and loved it..
4.Ran or road marched on a broken something, and loved it.You know that work is work , and play is play.
you pride yourself than getting dirtier, than any P.O.G, and looking better at the same time..You know heroes,
you know heros who do not care they are heroes..
your buddies know all of your business,and u tell them your business, but when the shit gets hot its time to handle some fucking business.
you wince when a P.O.G handles his weapon like a P.O.G
You know P.O.G guys hate you, Because P.O.G chicks love
you..
You realize you are one of the hardest mother fuckers,in the world,and thats before any of them get out of bed...
You get stopped in the airport , by some fat security guard on the way home from O.I.F, or O.E.F because your uniform had bomb residue,blood or powder burns on it , and they treat u like a terrorist because of it..
You say ROGER when Roger could mean a bad day
You say ROGER because you welcome a bad day....
You would bleed on the flag to keep the stripes red.
you can fall asleep anywhere.
you here Kuwait , you get the shits..
you here , iraq, Afganistan, you say fuck it dude round
1,2,3 what ever..
YOU are the blister footed, camo faced , havent
showered in 22 days, sun burnt , dog faced sons a-bitches taht have faught so long to keep the wolves at the gate..
If YOU are a girl , go fuck a grunt, its the best you will ever have if you know a grunt? , thank him .. if you are a grunt? u completely understand.. SMOKE OUT...-
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