The "Other" Mother |
Ashley's father and I divorced when she was four years old. At that time, it was decided that he would have Ashley ever other weekend. I can still remember the early days when I would check the back...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 04:03:00 GMT |
I Am Black Widows Apathetic Libido |
I Am Black Widow's Apathetic Libido
I'm thinking of starting a Fight Club in my basement. I'm going to pack up all the gym equipment and pile it into the corner. I'm going to remove all the shelves...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:24:00 GMT |
How to be a Player - Repost in David's Honor |
HOW TO BE A PLAYER
Last year I posted a blog for
the girls about why every woman should date a player at least once in
her life. What I neglected to say is that a good player is hard to
find. And ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:21:00 GMT |
What I Left Behind (For K.S. "Girl Talk") |
What I Left BehindIt seems like only yesterday that my tiny baby daughter, upon seeing me exiting the shower with a towel wrapped around my body and another twisted about my hair, put her teeny tiny l...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:53:00 GMT |
A Short, but Passionate Poem |
Get a job, get a life, get a man, get a clue, because if I find out who keeps wasting my time by sending me these lame friend requests for Stephanie bashing profiles, I'll block your ass too. You pat...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:38:00 GMT |
Natures First Green is Gold - Repost for Nichole |
"Nature's first green is gold."
Bonus points for the person who can tell me which movie I stole that line from WITHOUT looking it up. Don't cheat! Nature's first green is gold. What does that mean, ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
The Company You Keep |
The Company You Keep
"Where have you been????" "With all the wrong women." P.S. I Love You
Maybe I'm a snob. Maybe I'm judgmental. Maybe I'm even wrong. *GASP* But if I have a lack of respect for the...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:45:00 GMT |
A Cougar Stole My Boyfriend! |
"A COUGAR STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!"
Sounds a bit like "A dingo ate my baby!", dontcha think? Well, I guess we have been through an entire generation of 'my husband left me for a younger woman' stories. Se...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
The Blogs You Dont Get to Read |
Yes, I've been kinda MIA on the blogging front lately. I admit it. I enjoy reading other's blogs, getting a little glimpse into the day to day lives of others. The real life ongoing stories are the o...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:21:00 GMT |
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1............. |
Ten things I wish I could say to 10 different people:
1. Marry me, Bruce! I love you so much!
2. Yes, those pants really do make your ass look fat. And I like it.
3. The reason I told you that I stopp...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:15:00 GMT |
